Monday Sep 19, 2005

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MY TONY DANZA FANFICTION!

Once upon a time, me and tony danza went out shopping for trash cans. We decided upon Home Depot because it is closer to my apartment then Lowe's was. Anyways, we get there and Tony finds this log and he starts carrying it around screaming that he's a lumberjack from seattle! LOL! I nearly lost it in the hardware department when...
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melinda:
HAHAHA.

fucking tony danzar. he is a crazy fella.

Monday Sep 19, 2005

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if i took a shit in the kitty litter box, i wonder if i can blame it on a tiger....
slaycee:

Saturday Sep 17, 2005

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DUDE. FUCKING BAR. CUT ME OFF OF MY 20 SONG SETLIST BY 5 SONGS! SORRY THAT I ONLY PLAYED METALLICA AND SABBATH OVER AND OVER BUT FUCK YOU! I HOPE A BEAR STEALS YOUR TV AND THROWS IT AT YOUR PARENTS IN A RACIALLY MOTIVATED ATTACK! CAPS LICK EXPRESSES MY FRUSTRATION!
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melinda:
well that bar sucks a used tampon.
melinda:
why didn't the dirty bitch clean her menstruation up? that's gross...and hilarious.

Friday Sep 16, 2005

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anyone that likes donnie darko should be shot in the face by a tiger.

Thursday Sep 15, 2005

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i undercook burgers and they always turn out bloody. i guess i like my cowpatties on the rag.

anyways, YORK FAIR HAS A HELICOPTER! i am going to personally sit in it and sign autographs from 8-10pm.
esther:
I want your autograph! On my left breast nearer to the nipple so I can flash it on the Howard Stern show.
slaycee:


i made you a new profile image cause i am bored and the one you have now is all stretched out like your moms pussy.