Ahh! Tax day! This day sucks! Or maybe it blows. Maybe it sucks and blows, kind of like a $20 lot lizard. And why do we use sexual terms to describe something negative? I'm getting fucked. I got screwed. I'm taking it up the pooper shooter. This bites, sucks, blows. Shouldn't those be mostly good things depending on what you're into? I love this day, it sucks! Wouldn't it make more sense to say, "Someone dented my car! This chafes!" or "I can't believe what a blue bally day this is. I hate it." or even "Every time I pay taxes the government is putting my balls in a vice and turning the screw." No? Too much? Or maybe you're into that kind of thing and that would have to describe something good. Too each his own I suppose.
As for taxes I think the system needs to be completely stripped down. Allow the personal exemption, and deductions for home interest and contributions to charity (not churches unless that money is specifically earmarked for charity). Churches should pay taxes but can take deductions for charitable work, and pot should be legal and taxed. Think how much money they're wasting on the drug war and how much revenue they could be earning if they just taxed pot and churches. Yes, I have oversimplified answers to almost any complicated life problem you might have. Suicidal? Stop thinking about it. Addicted to drugs? Find a way to quit. Wish you had more motivation? Stop caring.
As for taxes I think the system needs to be completely stripped down. Allow the personal exemption, and deductions for home interest and contributions to charity (not churches unless that money is specifically earmarked for charity). Churches should pay taxes but can take deductions for charitable work, and pot should be legal and taxed. Think how much money they're wasting on the drug war and how much revenue they could be earning if they just taxed pot and churches. Yes, I have oversimplified answers to almost any complicated life problem you might have. Suicidal? Stop thinking about it. Addicted to drugs? Find a way to quit. Wish you had more motivation? Stop caring.
unknownmisery:
I won't even venture a theory on the sex metaphors! A streamlined tax system...in my fantasies!
blk_dynamite:
I didn't get audited, so today was a good day!