ndarwin

So I woke up this morning needing the fastest motorbike I could get my hands on (sorry to be such a boy) , I typed.....'what is the fastest motorbike?' into Ask Jeeves and he came up with this ugly thing......



Now even if it does go 197mph, its ugly right?

So I took a change of tact and decided if I'm going to splat myself over the highway at 190mph, I'm going to do it with something beautiful, red and Italian between my legs.....stop sniggering in the back!.....so now its down to two, one a bit faster than the other but I kinda like the smaller engined one....



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Beauty before speed, thats the artist in me coming out for sure.....so...I should get the Ducati 749 right?

I think this all came about because I went to bed watching Trinity on that Ducati in Matrix Reloaded last night, after a few minutes I found that I had my dick in my hand where the remote control had been moments earlier....
I am reading Crash by JG Ballard which is all about sex and machines.....it must be affecting me.

Good nooos, I have a job in NYC in two weeks time, I love having an excuse to go....maybe I will see Aspen naked on Prince St...Oh Please God!...last time I looked out for her I saw Karl Lagerfeld instead....not so pretty.

Still Reading: Crash by JG Ballard
Listening to: Soundgarden
Thinking about: laying down 116bhp through that big back tyre