a few reasons why my child is my favorite person ever..
1. she requests pickles & wine for breakfast, but settles for bacon & eggs.
2. when she sees someone throw their trash on the ground she says "look mama, that guys a jerkass litterbug"
3. her imaginary friends are johnny rotten & dr. frank n furter.
4. she knows more about geology then most college students and she is only four.
5. she often draws on herself so she can be tattooed like mama & papa.
6. she loves to read just about anything you give her because she knows that being smart is very important, even though she is breathtakingly beautiful (okay, of course I think so)
there are many more but I can see you are bored now....
1. she requests pickles & wine for breakfast, but settles for bacon & eggs.
2. when she sees someone throw their trash on the ground she says "look mama, that guys a jerkass litterbug"
3. her imaginary friends are johnny rotten & dr. frank n furter.
4. she knows more about geology then most college students and she is only four.
5. she often draws on herself so she can be tattooed like mama & papa.
6. she loves to read just about anything you give her because she knows that being smart is very important, even though she is breathtakingly beautiful (okay, of course I think so)
there are many more but I can see you are bored now....
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she sounds just like the daughter i'd want to have. how old is she?
and i promise to listen completely attentively if you wanna talk about her more
And I'm glad to say hello to a John Waters fan! They're not as many I thought they could be on this site!