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I'm a sucker for quizzes. Bitches take my quiz. Pretty Please. I dont care if you dont know anything about me or you know it all, you might just learn something new.

In other news, I was rather embarrassed today in my class. My stomach decided to be extremely vocal. Yeah, my tummy was gurgling, growling, whatever the fuck you call it, really loud...
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ohelde:
oh my goodness. i woke up and i was like wow im on the bathroom floor. it actually was pretty comfy i must say. biggrin
hawksley:
it was a hoax! the girl who got "kidnapped" lied to the cops!

and! i'm soo excited about lunch! food +me = amazing!

hope all is well!

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Today is my dad's birthday and I totally forgot. No card or gift from me. I just wished him a half assed happy birthday after my mom yelled at me. And to make me feel worse, my brother and sister-in-law came over unannounced and gave him gifts, which is something my brother never would do. Well now that hes married I guess thats different. I...
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hawksley:
you could take him out to breakfast!


and! we should soo get lunch sometime! <333
elora1:
whoops! whatever i've been there.
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oruc_reis:
REDBULL its worse than crack.
hawksley:
you're adorable.

top five. all time. cutest girls. ever.

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I kneed my tit.

Not on purpose either. I guess thats what I get for not wearing a bra. Damn saggy bags. They are fun to smack around though. At least kneeing my tit didnt involved blood like the time I got my tongue stuck in my braces. Yeah...I'm talented like that.

I think I'm gonna go see Hostel tonight. I'm in the mood for...
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jillkristen:
So the movie was worth seeing or should i wait for it to come out on video? tongue
the belly is getting big!
syh:
skull
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I cant sleep.

For the past two weeks I have been going to bed around 4-5 am everyday, except for New Years Eve, go figure. I think I passed out a little after midnight watching some Vegas bartending competition on the food network, and I didnt even pass out from alcohol. No, I did not get drunk with my penguins as planned, I had one...
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syh:
And I would consider it my duty to spread the joy that is the Lego Camelot. biggrin
alliedcries:
yeah but they ain't no Nave boobies
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I have penguins on my socks. They totally rock. They are gonna drink champagne and get drunk with me tonight...blah....the death of 2005 is fine by me...Happy New Year...

WithOut Wax,
Nave
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tikki:
Without wax but with lube wink biggrin robot
hawksley:
i think it will be. thank you!

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I'm a canasta loving whore.

What the fuck is wrong with me? I've been playing canasta all morning when I have a shit ton of things that I need to do. I sure have my priorities straight. Who needs priorities just succumb to addiction, being an addict is so much more fun.

I would have to say the deadly sin that I embody the most...
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kira:
i'm wearing a bengay patch on my butt...wanna lick it?

kiss kiss kiss
x:
thanks for the birthday wishes... and cute profile pic smile
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I've become a stranger.

A pirate elephant ring tossing stranger who likes to helicopter it is more like it and I like it that way. No one gets it. They all want an explanation that I cant and wont give. I say deal. Thats what Ive been doing. My question is if that stranger decides to offer you some candy will you accept it?

WithOut...
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mariothemonkey:
Eh, trying not trying...it's all the same...

I'd prolly take it, but not eat the candy

ooo aaa
oninotaki:
well I normally get my candy from ninja giraffes that preffer training that I have known for a long time. So I guess yes, but only if the giraffe never finds outbiggrin
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I just puked on Morrissey frown puke

Without Wax,
Nave
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meldarko:
where are you???
elora1:
belated thanks for the prompt birthday wishes! kiss
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misterdoom:
Manties? Those are just wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!

How YOU doin? biggrin
elora1:
awww... thanks!

*runs to email*