Okay, so I got tagged by the lovely unique3 so now Im suppose to write 20 facts about myself. Well Im not that interesting and most of you already know the good stuff about me for the most part, so Im turning this into the 20 things that bother/annoy/piss me off list.
1) Automatic Bathroom Fixtures. I cant stand toilets that flush automatically. Because they always flush while Im in the process of still going and then the water splashes up on my pasty white ass or they dont flush when I want them to. Sinks and paper towel dispensers that you have to wave your hand in front of are just stupid. Yeah I know they are there to help with germs, but get real. You know that someone just changed their tampon, or wiped their ass and didnt wash their hands and now its on the door and other things. So seriously are we that lazy we cant flush a toilet?
2) People who talk on their cell while in a restaurant. I dont like cell phones in general but it is just plain rude to talk on it while in a restaurant.
3) Un-brushed tongues. Okay so your tongue shouldnt be coated in white fuzz. It looks gross, doesnt help the smell any, and is un-hygienic. People please brush your tongues daily.
4) When Im getting ready in the morning and I try to take a dump and fail so then I take a shower and make my ass all nice and shiny. Then as soon as I get out I have to shit. WTF, why not before the shower? Now my ass feels dirty for the rest of the day. Cannot stand that.
5) People who dont use their turn signals.
6) Coffee that taste like coffee. Ill drink it as long as its got all the fancy flavorings and cream or a shit load of sugar.
7) UGG Boots. Can you say ugly, especially the pink ones.
8) People who chew with their mouth open. Disgusting and rude.
9) Girls with muffin tops. Come on now; buy bigger pants, your ass aint that hot.
10) No actor, musician, or athlete, not to mention other various titles, deserves to make that much money.
11) When I buy a cd and there is nothing else but the actual cd in the case. Bitches, I want lyrics or pictures, liner notes just something thats not too much to ask for.
12) When I take a shit and it sticks to the bottom of the toilet so when I flush, it overflows because the poo is still stuck down there and now the toilet paper is clogged. Ahhh the memories.
13) When people I dont like, like the same stuff as me, especially music.
14) When in a movie theater and the person next to or behind/in front of me shakes their bucket or bag of popcorn up and down during the movie. Thats sound bothers me so much.
15) Yankee Candles. Makes me wish I had no nose.
16) When people catch me talking to myself. I feel silly.
17) When I come from a bar or club and my clothes wreak of cigarette smoke.
18) When my boobs pop out of my bra (not intentionally).
19) In movies when people brush their teeth and they spit out practically nothing. When I brush my teeth it looks like Im foaming at the mouth.
20) Lastly, my family. They annoy the shit out of me, as I do them.
Without Wax,
Nave
1) Automatic Bathroom Fixtures. I cant stand toilets that flush automatically. Because they always flush while Im in the process of still going and then the water splashes up on my pasty white ass or they dont flush when I want them to. Sinks and paper towel dispensers that you have to wave your hand in front of are just stupid. Yeah I know they are there to help with germs, but get real. You know that someone just changed their tampon, or wiped their ass and didnt wash their hands and now its on the door and other things. So seriously are we that lazy we cant flush a toilet?
2) People who talk on their cell while in a restaurant. I dont like cell phones in general but it is just plain rude to talk on it while in a restaurant.
3) Un-brushed tongues. Okay so your tongue shouldnt be coated in white fuzz. It looks gross, doesnt help the smell any, and is un-hygienic. People please brush your tongues daily.
4) When Im getting ready in the morning and I try to take a dump and fail so then I take a shower and make my ass all nice and shiny. Then as soon as I get out I have to shit. WTF, why not before the shower? Now my ass feels dirty for the rest of the day. Cannot stand that.
5) People who dont use their turn signals.
6) Coffee that taste like coffee. Ill drink it as long as its got all the fancy flavorings and cream or a shit load of sugar.
7) UGG Boots. Can you say ugly, especially the pink ones.
8) People who chew with their mouth open. Disgusting and rude.
9) Girls with muffin tops. Come on now; buy bigger pants, your ass aint that hot.
10) No actor, musician, or athlete, not to mention other various titles, deserves to make that much money.
11) When I buy a cd and there is nothing else but the actual cd in the case. Bitches, I want lyrics or pictures, liner notes just something thats not too much to ask for.
12) When I take a shit and it sticks to the bottom of the toilet so when I flush, it overflows because the poo is still stuck down there and now the toilet paper is clogged. Ahhh the memories.
13) When people I dont like, like the same stuff as me, especially music.
14) When in a movie theater and the person next to or behind/in front of me shakes their bucket or bag of popcorn up and down during the movie. Thats sound bothers me so much.
15) Yankee Candles. Makes me wish I had no nose.
16) When people catch me talking to myself. I feel silly.
17) When I come from a bar or club and my clothes wreak of cigarette smoke.
18) When my boobs pop out of my bra (not intentionally).
19) In movies when people brush their teeth and they spit out practically nothing. When I brush my teeth it looks like Im foaming at the mouth.
20) Lastly, my family. They annoy the shit out of me, as I do them.
Without Wax,
Nave
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
boobs falling out of bra.......hello!!!! Do I need a fucking crane and eww yes me also.....fuzzy tongues.
Bleck.
How was Necto?
Berlin and I were snuggled up together on the floor.
what sre you doing tonight? Want to go out fot a bit? Little Girl God is playing in the afternoon/evening