naughtybutnice

The joys of being a smoker in winter when you can't smoke in your house...Now if you're a Midwestern smoker banned from the enjoyment of a good cig in your house, you've been there!
When the temperatures dip, you find yourself sitting in the freezing cold temperatures like a dumb ass doing anything and everything you can to get just one drag! You shiver, shake, and finally can't stand it anymore. What do you do? You buy a "smoke free ashtray" that you think is the best hidden invention since the vibrator. You find yourself sitting over the ashtray blowing your smoke into it so you won't get caught. You think the house doesn't smell like smoke and you're sure you've pulled this off. You have won the game! Innocently you climb into bed with a smile....only to find your husband saying "It smells like smoke! You smoked in here, didn't you? *** Damnit!" Aaah-the life of a smoker! If I could I would invent a "smoker's bubble" that you pull out of the closet and climb into so you don't get caught!
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