Despite being sick and barely able to breathe, I am incredibly sexually excitable and feeling very deprived...... 
I just saw the Harder to Breathe video on Fuse for the first time in a long time and literally was seconds away from orgasm....who says women aren't visually stimulated? Please someone else tell me Adam Levine is incredibly hot and I am not just dripping wet because he looks like the perfect mix of my ex-boyfriend and my current not-frequent-enough lover.......If you need convincing of how incredibly luscious/smart/sexy/talented this band is check this out by clicking on Maroon 5, then exclusive interview by the little camera icon. There's a brief snippet of the Harder to Breathe video in the interview....I especially love the on-the-spot-questions at the end. For those of you who think I am a dork....you are right, a very horny dork.....give me a break, I never got into New Kids and I've been following these guys since they were on tour with Nikka Costa in 2001 dammit!
So the guy that I've been doing on and off for almost a year(and I have to admit that his resemblence to Adam certainly does not hurt) is in Chicago all month....and I realize now that I was totally taking him for granted as an option. His 9 AM text messages in no way make up for morning sex. Unfortunately, the only other guy I have lusted after lately happens to also be his neighbor. Well, it only took 3 weeks for them to figure things out, but I wasn't trying to hide anything either....I'm single, why should I? So the new guy, let's call him Harry...because that's his name.....also is so damn cute because he is a nice guy and has a conscious. He doesn't want to step in on anyone's territory....oh shit, help me God...Inubus is on Fuse again...I've already seen this today, 5 minutes until Brandon takes off his shirt
!
...Anyway, as I was saying, he's being respectful of his neighbor so I end up getting none. Despite the way I talk about my sexual exploits I am actually extremely picky so this is a real bummer. He and I decide that we will just be super close buddies because the "you're so awesome!" feeling is mutual. He sees the way gord462 and I are together and wants a friend like that (oh yeah, forgot to mention that he is also gord462's roommate)....I told him that I don't think it will work because gord and I have never made out and it will be really hard to keep from kissing him..all..over......but agree to try it anyway since gord will be gone for 6 months and I'm currently taking applications for new best guy friend. So everytime I talk to him, he lays on the flirtation hard....well fuck, two can play at this game! But seeing him in person is another story. He and his friend came over to our Christmas decorating get together last night. The first thing he does is grab a book called "Women's Bodies, Women's Minds" and reads out loud how the vagina becomes engorged and stimulated while my gay friend Brett covers his ears and sings, "la, la, la....." I try not to make eye contact. My dogs sense the tension and break into a full on fight until one is bleeding from the eye. When he and his friend leave, he "forgets" his keys and comes back up to get them and during the final good-bye hug manages to catch my lips then slip me some tongue action....bastard!!
Brett insisted I call him to come right back over...."I'll call him and tell him my girl needs a piece!", he says in an uncharacteristic queenly fashion. We compromised on a suggestive text message that was unfruitful. The good news is that I used the sexual energy to scrub the shit out of the dirty dishes....the bad news is that I got a text message at 9 AM from Chicago boy and then proceeded to dream about us having sex in the middle of a yoga class, in a locker room, in my parents bed...WTF!?!...but then I woke up to my real life with no real action from either of them! I am a prisoner in my own approaching 30, raging hormones body, I tell you! Feel sorry for me! Interestingly enough, masturbation is much hotter with fantasies of women.......
which reminds me of my profound thought of the week (and it wasn't even mine!) During a training on Men's Psychology at my internship site yesterday, we got into a discussion about sexuality and how women are afforded more sexual fluidity in society than men. For example, in general, two women kissing in a bar draws an eager crowd while two men kissing offends many. One of the interns (a gay male) pointed out that our society is patriarchal: women were not even allowed to vote until the 1950's, until then and even after they were only allowed mobility and influence in society through their men. There exists a certain naivete in society today that women are still powered by this, and men assume that two women kissing MUST be doing it to turn them on and not that they are ACTUALLY into each other....sheesh! Think about this for a second....it made me really mad at men....and then really happy that the men I hang out with don't think like this....then realize that I have really great friends...then happy again about being a woman with sexual fluidity and sorry for the poor bi and gay guys that always have to explain themselves.....
Well, I leave for Arkansas tomorrow. Yes, Arkansas. The Bible belt, no less. There are little things called dry counties....and my mother now lives in one....bless her non-religious feminist heart! Being that I only see my family once a year, I'm actually mostly eager to go. However, I do not think I will be SG'ing there because if it is not illegal in the state of Arkansas, it should be illegal to be on this website with so many family members within close proximity to the computer screen. So happy holidays and I should be back in 5 days assuming I will not be stuck in the airport due to ice storms, in which case they will pay for me to stay in a fairly nice hotel room where I will take a hot bath and watch porn....like last time. Damn, that was the most memorable part of the trip....everytime I hear that Zero 7 song "I sit around watching porn from my hotel dressing room and I think of you....." or something like that, I think of my Arkansas trip. Mmmmm.....I hope there's ice storms!
I just saw the Harder to Breathe video on Fuse for the first time in a long time and literally was seconds away from orgasm....who says women aren't visually stimulated? Please someone else tell me Adam Levine is incredibly hot and I am not just dripping wet because he looks like the perfect mix of my ex-boyfriend and my current not-frequent-enough lover.......If you need convincing of how incredibly luscious/smart/sexy/talented this band is check this out by clicking on Maroon 5, then exclusive interview by the little camera icon. There's a brief snippet of the Harder to Breathe video in the interview....I especially love the on-the-spot-questions at the end. For those of you who think I am a dork....you are right, a very horny dork.....give me a break, I never got into New Kids and I've been following these guys since they were on tour with Nikka Costa in 2001 dammit!
So the guy that I've been doing on and off for almost a year(and I have to admit that his resemblence to Adam certainly does not hurt) is in Chicago all month....and I realize now that I was totally taking him for granted as an option. His 9 AM text messages in no way make up for morning sex. Unfortunately, the only other guy I have lusted after lately happens to also be his neighbor. Well, it only took 3 weeks for them to figure things out, but I wasn't trying to hide anything either....I'm single, why should I? So the new guy, let's call him Harry...because that's his name.....also is so damn cute because he is a nice guy and has a conscious. He doesn't want to step in on anyone's territory....oh shit, help me God...Inubus is on Fuse again...I've already seen this today, 5 minutes until Brandon takes off his shirt
!
...Anyway, as I was saying, he's being respectful of his neighbor so I end up getting none. Despite the way I talk about my sexual exploits I am actually extremely picky so this is a real bummer. He and I decide that we will just be super close buddies because the "you're so awesome!" feeling is mutual. He sees the way gord462 and I are together and wants a friend like that (oh yeah, forgot to mention that he is also gord462's roommate)....I told him that I don't think it will work because gord and I have never made out and it will be really hard to keep from kissing him..all..over......but agree to try it anyway since gord will be gone for 6 months and I'm currently taking applications for new best guy friend. So everytime I talk to him, he lays on the flirtation hard....well fuck, two can play at this game! But seeing him in person is another story. He and his friend came over to our Christmas decorating get together last night. The first thing he does is grab a book called "Women's Bodies, Women's Minds" and reads out loud how the vagina becomes engorged and stimulated while my gay friend Brett covers his ears and sings, "la, la, la....." I try not to make eye contact. My dogs sense the tension and break into a full on fight until one is bleeding from the eye. When he and his friend leave, he "forgets" his keys and comes back up to get them and during the final good-bye hug manages to catch my lips then slip me some tongue action....bastard!!
Brett insisted I call him to come right back over...."I'll call him and tell him my girl needs a piece!", he says in an uncharacteristic queenly fashion. We compromised on a suggestive text message that was unfruitful. The good news is that I used the sexual energy to scrub the shit out of the dirty dishes....the bad news is that I got a text message at 9 AM from Chicago boy and then proceeded to dream about us having sex in the middle of a yoga class, in a locker room, in my parents bed...WTF!?!...but then I woke up to my real life with no real action from either of them! I am a prisoner in my own approaching 30, raging hormones body, I tell you! Feel sorry for me! Interestingly enough, masturbation is much hotter with fantasies of women.......
which reminds me of my profound thought of the week (and it wasn't even mine!) During a training on Men's Psychology at my internship site yesterday, we got into a discussion about sexuality and how women are afforded more sexual fluidity in society than men. For example, in general, two women kissing in a bar draws an eager crowd while two men kissing offends many. One of the interns (a gay male) pointed out that our society is patriarchal: women were not even allowed to vote until the 1950's, until then and even after they were only allowed mobility and influence in society through their men. There exists a certain naivete in society today that women are still powered by this, and men assume that two women kissing MUST be doing it to turn them on and not that they are ACTUALLY into each other....sheesh! Think about this for a second....it made me really mad at men....and then really happy that the men I hang out with don't think like this....then realize that I have really great friends...then happy again about being a woman with sexual fluidity and sorry for the poor bi and gay guys that always have to explain themselves.....
Well, I leave for Arkansas tomorrow. Yes, Arkansas. The Bible belt, no less. There are little things called dry counties....and my mother now lives in one....bless her non-religious feminist heart! Being that I only see my family once a year, I'm actually mostly eager to go. However, I do not think I will be SG'ing there because if it is not illegal in the state of Arkansas, it should be illegal to be on this website with so many family members within close proximity to the computer screen. So happy holidays and I should be back in 5 days assuming I will not be stuck in the airport due to ice storms, in which case they will pay for me to stay in a fairly nice hotel room where I will take a hot bath and watch porn....like last time. Damn, that was the most memorable part of the trip....everytime I hear that Zero 7 song "I sit around watching porn from my hotel dressing room and I think of you....." or something like that, I think of my Arkansas trip. Mmmmm.....I hope there's ice storms!
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bentman:
Man, that's tough with having such an animal attraction to someone. Real tough. Only cure for that is...well...there is no cure. Damn. Good luck with all of your sexual adventures, may they be so hot and steamy it makes the porn you see in the airport hotel seem like family programming. 
clearlii:
How are things?