Okay, I slept 8 hours last night and took a 4 hour nap this afternoon....I may finally be rested enough to complete a sentence!
So, Vegas......
1. I no longer hate it
2. Mandalay Bay DOES have a topless pool...ahhh
3. The blended mudslide is the yummiest drink made entirely of alcohol
4. The male ponytail is still a purplexing but popular choice
5. I may be cured of my social peeing phobia
6. Don't ever ask for a fork, or order a pizza, or even ask a question at all at the Barbary Coast....in fact, go nowhere near the Barbary Coast
7. "Let's go to the Crazy Horse!": Same rule as the Barbary Coast
8. Limos with mirrors on the ceilings are cool.....unless there's an old guy pulling out his flacid cock to show you how big it is
9. No matter how nice they look with your outfit just leave the high heels at home (ouch....my feet had a much worse hangover than my head)
10. The Alladin has a convenient exit if you need to do the walk of shame (also helpful when you ignore #9)
11. It is possible to survive on virtually no sleep without gambling or drugs....just a lot of fun (and booze, of course)!
So, Vegas......
1. I no longer hate it
2. Mandalay Bay DOES have a topless pool...ahhh
3. The blended mudslide is the yummiest drink made entirely of alcohol
4. The male ponytail is still a purplexing but popular choice
5. I may be cured of my social peeing phobia
6. Don't ever ask for a fork, or order a pizza, or even ask a question at all at the Barbary Coast....in fact, go nowhere near the Barbary Coast
7. "Let's go to the Crazy Horse!": Same rule as the Barbary Coast
8. Limos with mirrors on the ceilings are cool.....unless there's an old guy pulling out his flacid cock to show you how big it is
9. No matter how nice they look with your outfit just leave the high heels at home (ouch....my feet had a much worse hangover than my head)
10. The Alladin has a convenient exit if you need to do the walk of shame (also helpful when you ignore #9)
11. It is possible to survive on virtually no sleep without gambling or drugs....just a lot of fun (and booze, of course)!
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should i come down on sat or earlier?