so i was watching the news today at the gym. and i thought:
"if i was a coyote...i would advise the people i was smuggling to dye their hair snazzy colors and give 'em the funky choppy cut and some skinny jeans and platforms, a pack of Parliaments...maybe a couple visible piercings and teach them one ubiquitous word of english....dude...and they would NEVER look suspicious chillin by the border....they would be shrugged off. easy as pie."
"if i was a coyote...i would advise the people i was smuggling to dye their hair snazzy colors and give 'em the funky choppy cut and some skinny jeans and platforms, a pack of Parliaments...maybe a couple visible piercings and teach them one ubiquitous word of english....dude...and they would NEVER look suspicious chillin by the border....they would be shrugged off. easy as pie."
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chloe:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEAUTIFUL!!!
mrginger:
I don't know when I'll be back there. Hopefully sometime this summer, but I'm going to be busy as a mufucka. are you doing any traveling?