Oh boy @rambo @missy @lyxzen do I have a story for you....
So for 3 years I lived in San Antonio Texas. I grew up in Maryland and had left because I got married to a military guys(yada yada yada) we broke up I meet new guy we decide fuck it let's move back to Maryland and see where life takes us. So we decided to spend Christmas in Laredo with my boyfriends family then head out a couple days later.
So we're celebrating Christmas at his aunts house and his WHOLE family is there. (They're Mexican) so it's a huge amazing family. We're drinking singing songs playing games and someone says let's play musical chairs.
Well. I'm a very competitive person(I've played lacrosse and rugby my whole life) and turns out so is one of his uncles. So of course it's down to just me and him.
So music starts and we're walking around the chairs and he gets a little distracted and doesn't hear the music go off. And he's in front of the chair. So I think oh shit here's my chance and pull the chair and sit in it.
Well he doesn't notice and down he goes right on his ass. The room erupts in laughter and I'm handed my prize.
Then suddenly out of nowhere here comes Grandma flipping her shit(in Spanish, which I'm fluent in) cussing at me calling me a bitch and whore because I could have injured her precious baby boy (who's like 40 BTW).
So I freak out run to the kitchen balling my eyes out. Grandma is swiftly scooped up and sent home and party is ruined.
His family totally consoled me about the whole thing. But it was literally the worst day of my life.
Then after that I had to drive the 4 hours home from Laredo feeling like the worst person EVER.
