I AM THE THREAD KILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEWARE MY POSTS, FOR THEY ARE POISON TO YOUR THREADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From now on, any thread that I inadvertently murder (my post has been the last post for at least 3 days) will have the following image posted to it, by me:

I have been killing threads in many different forums for a very long time, now. It saddens me, but for some reason, my posts have a very deadly quality to them. It is quite strange, really. But I guess my posts are poison. I do not know. But you may consider me a serial killer, if you must, and my victims are threads.
The police have yet to catch me, and, honestly, they never will.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From now on, any thread that I inadvertently murder (my post has been the last post for at least 3 days) will have the following image posted to it, by me:

I have been killing threads in many different forums for a very long time, now. It saddens me, but for some reason, my posts have a very deadly quality to them. It is quite strange, really. But I guess my posts are poison. I do not know. But you may consider me a serial killer, if you must, and my victims are threads.
The police have yet to catch me, and, honestly, they never will.

otherllama:
Why do you keep posting that image in threads that are alive and well? It's kind of annoying...
dr_ew:
I have to agree with him. Its not funny and some of those threads take more than three days between post. They're not dead just slow. Please stop doing that.