So it's has been way longer than i can remember since i stopped at a Mc Donalds (at least a year) and here is a perfectly fine reason why. I had been hammering at it all day on a pow day with only a small break for a rice crispy and an apple juice, so i earned a glorified calorie count (plus it was the closest thing to where I was returning videos) Upon entering there was a table full high school kids with a baby propped in the center. I see one girl riddled with acne and one boy so baby faced in a popped collar shirt looking like a bad jewish G, holding hands. I pause the mp3 player to make an order and over hear her talking with the mcyd's staff about working at the Subway across the street. I take a seat with my Dr Pepper and listen to some more benign conversation, when a mid 50s couple walk in suddenly an bolt into the womans bathroom, as being the only person who noticed this i start to wonder to myself if this had been how this child had been conceived. Then as a stern reminder of the odd placement I was bestowed in I really need to make an appointment for a vasectomy.
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devilsreject:
way to kill a Boner dude.
serendipity:
I ate breakfast there this morning. 
