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natasha

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Saturday Jul 03, 2004

Jul 3, 2004
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Heh...

I *almost* auditioned for the latest Toxic Avenger sequel today. Its supposed to be a musical, so I was gonna sing somethin... but I chickened out big time. I really didn't have enough time to rehearse anything cause I been workin and lookin fer a place to live.. blah blah blah... oh yeah, my step mom is a total sea hag. I've lived with her and my dad for a couple pay checks, in efforts to get myself out of debt, but sea hag doesn't like the arrangement. What she doesn't know, is that my dad is putting everything in a storage unit, little by little, and one day...*BLAM* he's gonna move all his crap out and shes gonna be one all-alone, miserable sea hag. Pretty funny, huh? Anyway, anyone know about a room for rent?

P.S. I have a photo album on Yahoo if anyone is interested (until my set finally goes up here). The address is:
http://photos.yahoo.com/lumpsinmyoatmeal

Your 100% Wholesome Goodness,
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VIEW 25 of 39 COMMENTS
jman76:
I hope everything is ok with your sea hag.
Jul 21, 2004
natasha:
what story, deceptieview?
Jul 21, 2004

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