natasha

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its been 8 months since I've gotten laid. Yep, 8 whole months without sex.

Every night I have sexual dreams.

Every guy that approaches me is either too slimy, too hipster or too jock/idiot.

The gods are conspiring against me.

Lord, I am horny.

-Nat the sex-starved