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"Tongue and Cheek 4"
What I do on weekends:
I like to give exercise tutorials to the morbidly obese at the gym.
I set up my room with all of the amenities: Exercise balls, free weights, benches, treadmills, etc.
Once I see all of their faces settled in, I announce to the room:
"Hello all you morbidly obese fat suns-a-bitches."
They turn their heads. Slowly....
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What I do on weekends:
I like to give exercise tutorials to the morbidly obese at the gym.
I set up my room with all of the amenities: Exercise balls, free weights, benches, treadmills, etc.
Once I see all of their faces settled in, I announce to the room:
"Hello all you morbidly obese fat suns-a-bitches."
They turn their heads. Slowly....
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kattyfox:
thanks for your coment sexy
"Tongue and Cheek Three"
What I do for fun:
Just for kicks-- I'll see handicapped people pass me by on campus.
I ask them, "What's that like, not having legs?"
They give me a dirty look.
I tell them, "Well, it isn't that often that I get to talk to someone like you- one who doesn't have legs."
They tell me to fuck off.
I...
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What I do for fun:
Just for kicks-- I'll see handicapped people pass me by on campus.
I ask them, "What's that like, not having legs?"
They give me a dirty look.
I tell them, "Well, it isn't that often that I get to talk to someone like you- one who doesn't have legs."
They tell me to fuck off.
I...
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"Tongue'N'Cheek 2"
I'd like to hang out with Larry, The Cable Guy.
We'd smoke pot all day and work on getting my friends free AT&T U-Verse.
He and I would watch Shaun of the Dead and discuss zombie killing strategies.
Larry would tell me, "Well, shiiit, Mike, I recon that we ought-ta get goin' to te dinner!"
After to going to Golden Corral for dinner...
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I'd like to hang out with Larry, The Cable Guy.
We'd smoke pot all day and work on getting my friends free AT&T U-Verse.
He and I would watch Shaun of the Dead and discuss zombie killing strategies.
Larry would tell me, "Well, shiiit, Mike, I recon that we ought-ta get goin' to te dinner!"
After to going to Golden Corral for dinner...
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"Tongue and Cheek"
Who I Would Hang Out With All the Time if I had the Chance:
Hitler.
Me and Hitler would go around all day, knocking over mail boxes, eating ice cream, and laughing at Judd Apatow films.
I would sit Hitler down, and force him to watch every single episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm and Seinfeld.
If Larry David had been born way...
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Who I Would Hang Out With All the Time if I had the Chance:
Hitler.
Me and Hitler would go around all day, knocking over mail boxes, eating ice cream, and laughing at Judd Apatow films.
I would sit Hitler down, and force him to watch every single episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm and Seinfeld.
If Larry David had been born way...
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