namaiki

Wow, it was cool to read about the over 30's on the board. Now I dont feel like such a letcherous old man. Actually, I do, but at least I'm not alone! HA!

Speaking of which, I just finished 'letchering' over Jessicas new set. How delish is that woman! Smmmmmokin! Sometimes I wonder where the hell my 20's went, and where all the women like...
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Okay, so the big question for the weekend is how hungover can you be when your parents are coming down for the weekend? See, its just hit 5pm and I'm in need of some serious alcohol therapy. Okay, so maybe not half a bottle of spirits drunk, but maybe approaching a six pack of beer drunk. Yeah, thats the ticket - just mildly spastic tonight,...
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Ho hum......sitting in front of the computer again. You know, part of me was disappointed that that damn comet is now probably going to miss Earth.

"Human beings..are a disease...and we.....are the cure" - Hugo Weaving in The Matrix

But I digress. You know, hopefully I'll be able to make money some day out of this bike making gig. Its a bit hard at the...
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OMFG I just stubbed my toe on a big slab of Bluestone! OUCHOUCHOUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...oh great...now my toenail has gone black and my little pinkie has blown up like a baloon....this is not pretty....

...speaking of which, I wonder how long it will be until my little animated gif gets 'discovered'? hehe, what a closet voyeur I am =)

Striking up my discordant underture
A carnal cacophany perversly penned
Transposed....and decomposed
On strings fashioned from human twine
Lovingly wound...and fretted..upon my bow
Garishly incarcerated...the dead...resonate
In a final....death-throe

Another day...another 10 million bucks. Has anyone else noticed how incredibly mediocre the world is? All the most highly recognised things are very average. It almost seems as though 10% of the population is dragging the rest of the world kicking and screaming into the future. This is why all the geniuses of the world are dead before they get any recognition - it takes...
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Today young men on acid realise that all matter is merely energy condensed into a slow vibration...we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively..there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves - here's Tom with the weather

Man, I worked 18 hours yesterday. Thats just not right. Best part is - I dont have to work today!! Ha, being a freelancer is kewl sometimes. Maybe its time to get out of my robe, shower and have some ......lunch?

Here I am again being a boring self indulgent prick sitting on my ass procrastinating instead of actually doing some paid work. Maybe I'll reward myself by going down to Burger King and scoffing some fried lard? Sounds like a plan. Then I can do what I did yesterday and procrastinate for the afternoon! I am the master. I am the master, sitting here in...
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Fuck I hate Mondays. Here I am sitting here in my little home office wondering why I could be bothered with dealing with the tax department, overcharging heat treaters, and bad weather. I need a fuckin holiday. I amaze myself that I can even function under the illusion of a democratic, desirable good life. I mean, who elected this fuckin government? I'm not suprised you...
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Well lookythat! I have a pic! The joys of techanogical shit, aye? Well, its 5:30 pm on a Friday and I'm beerless. Sad isnt it? I may have to rectify this sad position shortly, I feel. Anyway, as you can see, I'm not Japanese. Nor am I a schoolgirl, so I know some of you will be sadly disappointed. Fear not though my fellow SG...
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Hey, whatsup with my defective pic? Goddamnit. Probably yet another anti-Mac conspiracy no doubt.;-) I mean, its a freakin jpeg for chrissake!
Anyway, how is yas? This is my first journal entry, and to be honest, I dunno why I'm even typing this. Maybe I've just developed an unquenchable urge to blog the unreadable blog - probably something to do with the dehumanising qualities you...
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