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The Matt & Melissa Show



Episode 4: The Dethasode
Yes its kind of a bummer, but its the Death episode. Can you figure out what this weeks songs have in common with death? If you can, you could WIN a FREE t-shirt!

This Week's Sponsors:
Death a.k.a.- The Grim Reaper
and
Stealing from the Internet

What Did You Do Last Night? We're still trying to get sued (or killed) by Rockin' Ray, Michelle Quinn, Oldies 1150 and Astral Media.

There WAS a big meteor shower, it didn't pelt the earth with meteors killing us all, but it was last week. And actually it did have a name; Perseids Meteor Shower. Meteors are not uncommon throughout the month of August in the Northern Hemisphere.

Random Holidays in August- There are a lot of 'em in case you wanted to throw an incredibly useless party for someone. Or just need an alibi for a party you were at when you killed someone.

Feel the Heat- Old news, but its funny. A fan wore a Lebron James Miami Heat jersey to a Cleveland Indians game and Cleveland residents probably would've have made him fear the Reaper if cops weren't there.

Holy Feet!- He died for your flip flops?

The Mindset List- Just to remind you how quickly your memory can die.

Robert Pickton- The Canadian man who answered a "Reaper Wanted" ad.

This Makes No Scents?!!- Pumpkin and Lavendar make men horny... maybe he means hungry? I'm going to free Pickton just so he can kill this guy.

I Don't Know Wtf Middle Tennesee Is, But 'Little Houdini' Stole Crystal Gayle's Tour Bus- He also escaped from police custody 8 times and he hates that song about him, so we played it for ya. I wonder if Sage Francis knows that... **Warning** This story features "the big C".

The HST is the DEATH of the GST/PST in at least 3 Canadian provinces so far.

Music News- Guess who died this week? Thats right, ELVIS AARON PRESLEY. Seriously, his last words were: "I'm going into the bathroom to read". Amazingly the 3 women killed while holding a night vigil outside Graceland weren't actually fans. Death laughed.

If this episode caused you or someone near you to die, write to us at:
mmshowpodcast@gmail.com



This weeks show is dedicated to a great fuckin' guy and an amazing drummer.
"There's men, underground and they've never see the sun and they really know how to party"