I am the Magic that Makes Your Clothes Appear Clean and Folded in Your Dresser Drawers eh
I live in Southern Ontario but this is ridiculous. We built a 12ft x 12ft igloo in a day and a half and it got so warm we didn't get enough snow to finish and then it melted. WTF?
I am going to live so far North polar bears will be like 'don't eat that bitch, she's way too crazy!'
In other news, the Olympics are over and I think Plushie was robbed. I know its ice skating but seriously, if you throw down a quad it becomes a sport. If you get beat by a guy who didn't, its dancing (without the non-ice stars) on ice.
Theres some shit about our anthem being sexist because it says "...Our sons on guard" Fuck it, women weren't allowed in the army when they wrote that shit so "sons" were on guard eh.
Went on a pill popping I AM ANNA NICOLE SMITH journey last weekend. I just wanted to see how the other half lives and I must say. They don't live at all, they float through pharmaceutical clouds of indifference and super high highes. This might explain why I lost my cell phone but gained 4 dvd's, a shovel and a blue box.
Why am I buying street drugs when pharms are legal? I guess because scripts are kinda like slow suicide except I'm just killing my brain, my spirit, my will and then my organs (in that order). Shit is anybody even reading this? Because I'm writing crazytown today.
Speaking of crazy. I had a dream last night (crazy as the dreams I have every night) that I was lying face to face in bed (wearing clothes thank you) holding hands with my dead Grandmother. Does that mean my inheirtance cheque is in the mail or that I'm thinking about it too much?
And have you ever heard of Shwarma Pizza? Me either, till I ate it.
My cougar ass relationship is hawt, but its alot of work eh. A 20 year old makes a lot more mess than a 34 year old whose lived on his own longer. Its okay though, I figure most guys have that eye sight problem where they don't see dirt (or smell it for that matter) so its the job of people (mostly women and effeminate men) with 20/20 vision to handle the dirt and disorganization.
ANYWAYZ.... I gotta date with Michael Myers and 2 out of 8 loads of laundry left to wash. Thank goodness for solid indie radio shows and orange juice.
Peace!
(it is very hard to smoke in a hot tub, but I'm a trooper eh)
I live in Southern Ontario but this is ridiculous. We built a 12ft x 12ft igloo in a day and a half and it got so warm we didn't get enough snow to finish and then it melted. WTF?
I am going to live so far North polar bears will be like 'don't eat that bitch, she's way too crazy!'
In other news, the Olympics are over and I think Plushie was robbed. I know its ice skating but seriously, if you throw down a quad it becomes a sport. If you get beat by a guy who didn't, its dancing (without the non-ice stars) on ice.
Theres some shit about our anthem being sexist because it says "...Our sons on guard" Fuck it, women weren't allowed in the army when they wrote that shit so "sons" were on guard eh.
Went on a pill popping I AM ANNA NICOLE SMITH journey last weekend. I just wanted to see how the other half lives and I must say. They don't live at all, they float through pharmaceutical clouds of indifference and super high highes. This might explain why I lost my cell phone but gained 4 dvd's, a shovel and a blue box.
Why am I buying street drugs when pharms are legal? I guess because scripts are kinda like slow suicide except I'm just killing my brain, my spirit, my will and then my organs (in that order). Shit is anybody even reading this? Because I'm writing crazytown today.
Speaking of crazy. I had a dream last night (crazy as the dreams I have every night) that I was lying face to face in bed (wearing clothes thank you) holding hands with my dead Grandmother. Does that mean my inheirtance cheque is in the mail or that I'm thinking about it too much?
And have you ever heard of Shwarma Pizza? Me either, till I ate it.
My cougar ass relationship is hawt, but its alot of work eh. A 20 year old makes a lot more mess than a 34 year old whose lived on his own longer. Its okay though, I figure most guys have that eye sight problem where they don't see dirt (or smell it for that matter) so its the job of people (mostly women and effeminate men) with 20/20 vision to handle the dirt and disorganization.
ANYWAYZ.... I gotta date with Michael Myers and 2 out of 8 loads of laundry left to wash. Thank goodness for solid indie radio shows and orange juice.
Peace!
(it is very hard to smoke in a hot tub, but I'm a trooper eh)
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raziel666:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
jonnytrrrash7:
happy birthday!