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FILM REVIEW: GARDEN STATE
Written/Dir/Star: Zach Braff
Costar: Ian Holm, Natalie Portman

Instead of reading a review of a film that you can't possibly review with any accuracy, my diagnosis comes in the form of a personal account shortly after having seen the movie...

Naked Superhero: yeah
Naked Superhero: I just saw garden state
Naked Superhero: go see it
Naked Superhero: I dont know if...
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creative_slacker:
So, what did you do today...? Tell me stuff.
sunnysunny:
Natalie Portman plays me in that movie.

xo
sunny
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So I'm only in CT for 3 more days...technically 2 since Wednesday I move shit in.

Friday its back to NYC with me. So this just leaves one piece of unfinished business in the glorious state of cows, taxes, and antiques:

ANYONE WANNA TRAVEL FOR A QUICKIE?

Limited time offer, kids.
granny:
Aww... you know I'd love to...

Aw, what the hell. Why not wink
elmcitydrunk:
not so much. sorry- you're just not my type. have fun in the city.
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Alright...a week away. Its been seven days and I already feel lost...here goes.

The Philadelphia Monologue.

Well, believe me when I say that this trip was the most adventurous (and Chevy Chasian) of all vacations my socially maladjusted family has ever been on.

Cut to the airport, Connecticut.
"I'm sorry Mr. Cronen but your flight from D.C. to Charleston has been cancelled due to inclement...
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cureelise:
love your rocky horror pics. i got my first taste of it when i was 13 . got my first gig as magenta at a local theater in cali when i was 16 . they wanted someone that was 18 to do her , but i fit the part and my mom had to sign a paper saying she was ok with me doing it. LOL. i was hooked from there on.
veganvixen:
ok, i'm sorry, but i could not stop laughing when you talk about the phonecall to your sister's room, and then the sheltered like bambi from a shotgun. i didn't think it was possible to have so many shitty things happen in only a couple days. i hope you are not tramatised to go on future vacations.
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So I'm really on the fence. I've never gotten a tattoo and I think I want one. BUT I can't really clarify more than that... part of me might want it just to have it...but that's stupid because its permanent and, I know its an excuse, but as an actor so far I've done a lot of shirtless/nude scenes. So, as an aspiring film star,...
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liv3:
I hope you're having a good time in SC. Hopefully I see you when you get back, whether it be Connecticut or New York. kiss
zenntheart0103:
hey, want to know something even wierder? I know you. hahaha, well, i met you briefly when i came to visit your brother this summer. i'm good friends with him. when are you in south carolina till? hehe, how random! nice to meet you, my name is Kate (again)
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You know what I just realized? I love boobs. LOVE 'EM. Well, I didn't JUST realize it, but its a fact I'm always proud of.

Girls always say that they hate their boobs, or they're too big (back pain) or too small (nothing to look at), but that's nonsense. I like all boobs, and PS girls, ESPECIALLY normal to smaller in size.

And most girls...
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nakedsuperhero:
And THAT is why I love boobies. Because they're never in short supply...
princesskat:
wink
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Alright, new entry.

Film Review: Collateral
Dir: Michael Mann
Starring: Tom Cruise, Jamie Foxx, Jada Pinkett Smith
Rating: 3 1/2 pigs oinkoinkoink (that's good...also you can't do 1/2 a pig...)

For anyone who has been as depressed as I have been over the past summer of crappy movies, good news in store.

As a resident film buff, I'm going to have to recommend Collateral. The director,...
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sei:
As for the 'the Village'...

http://suicidegirls.com/news/culture/3837/

But I did also like Jacquin Phoenix as well as Brody's charecter.
sunnysunny:
hey
your profile pic makes me swoon.
i need to leave this page now.
bye.

xoxo
sunnyt.
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I dont have much to cover tonight, but I feel an update is needed nonetheless. I'm off to Charleston, SC in a few days and wrapping up what has been the longest, worst job experience I have ever had. Yay for the official start of my summer...August 13th.

Can't wait to just sit around on the beach "working on my tan" (Tim Curry song, anyone..?...no?...)...
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genericname:
yes yes of course..i....i wouldent of dare forgotten! *gulp*
nakedsuperhero:
WHY YOU LITTLE...! (*chokes Nick comically*) mad
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Well...the good news is I think I'm in love. The bad news is that I'll be up all night watching The Graduate on loop...

biggrin Ain't I a stinker.
granny:
Awww... thats so sweet. Being in love is such a wonderful feeling. I wish I still had that!
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A story from my hilariously tragic life...

OK so this one time I had a crush on this girl, and stupid me, I still fall under the "hopeless romantic" category. Maybe its the musical theatre actor in me, but is it so wrong to think the guy gets the girl in the end and we all tapdance and do jazz hands the moment life gets...
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liv3:
Aw, that's so sweet.
genericname:
im drunk, i didnt read your post, but i wish i did because then i could say something that was worth mentioning.
P.s. i want your butt
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Alright, FINALLY a night random enough to mandate a journal entry.

I'm on my way home from the gym to sit down for a nice dinner with the family when my buddy Brian (recall the drunken rambling journal entry on what makes a good friend) calls me up telling me that he's on his way over. Apparently, we're going to Hooters to eat wings and...
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genericname:
fucking awesome story!!! A+


- the nick york times
granny:
Yes, yes... I agree! Thoroughly entertaining smile