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This weekend I drank copious amounts of liquor. Defying modern science and biochemistry I awoke refreshed and unscathed. Apparently everyone thought I stuck my dick in the cake. I guess that's because I kept telling everyone I did. Hmmm.

The final few brave souls that kept up with me agreed to sample the local flair that is St. John's. My friend that had just moved...
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louise:
her eyes are close together. that's how you can tell she's a stupid.
trismegistus:
all roads lead to the wishing well. i used to be able to see its beautiful neon sign from my front window when i lived at cathedral park apartments.

take your bike up lombard to that park at the end of the bus line. pier park i believe. some of the best trees and tree shadows in any of the city parks can be found there. (rivaled by columbia park, also on lombard, at about chatauqua.)

i can't believe you live in st john's. you're demented.
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I tell you: one must still have chaos in one, to give birth to a dancing star.
I tell you: ye have chaos still in you.


You need some asprin? Wanna make a phone call, cause you can. Need some more ice? Help yourself.

Now tell me that you love me, and make me banana cognac bitch!

love
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hansel:
You've made free fondue seem like a curse. Congratulations. biggrin
laine666:
eeeek! that is my favorite nietzsche quote ever!
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black_tar_heroin:
maybe in the future you can get a into a time machine and molest yourself when you are really young so you turn into a punk to avoid a lot bullshit, but the when you hit small crosswalks you would breakdown, there is nothing sadder than a man that walks that road when he is 70, ugg i still can't feel my hand..... it has been a month....... yah for the sueing ..... and please don't say dirty 30s, well if you do buy a hang losse t-shirt before you say it
black_tar_heroin:
we should have a gif puke out contest
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I've no general ideas to exploit, I just like composing riddles with elegant solutions.

Trying to piece together this weekend and discover my purpose and intent is like imagining a tree limb's detail from its shadow.
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hansel:
The trick to the meaning of life is to keep yourself too busy, distracted or occupied to notice that there may not be one. biggrin
miloryan:
Hey, e-mail me your digits so I can tell you about that party tonight if you want to go. I'm going to a friends from works birthday party this afternoon but I'll be coming back home before I venture out to the other party tonight. Then I'll check my mail for your number and let you know where to go even though I forgot how to get there. I'll figure out something. Anyhow, I'm sure you're more then welcome to show up. Or I'll just tell Louise to give you the info or something.
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Scene: A man in his mid fifties with a wilted pompadour walks up to the counter. I am knee deep in a stack of jobs and have been jacking with the color in an illustrator file to get it 'just right' for a very important customer.

Me: (glancing briefly in his direction) Hi, what can I do for you?

Skelvis: Well, are you going to...
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louise:
sorry we didn't give you a ride to your car tonight. it just occured to me that you walked frown
cerah:
Thanx... I like the animated skull gif.
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1. how I will make my first bahzillion, or can I sleep on your couch?
2. wasn't that thing in star wars?
3. or maybe a xenomorph is about to burst out of my chest.
4. rawr
5. omg? the internet is weird.

I have been researching diy silk screening and I am going to turn my basement washroom into a sweatshop. Oh, and of...
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hippomonki:
OOooOOoo a crush.. how exciting....
t'was awesome like seeing you this weekend, you look very loveable with out your glasses, not that you looked un loveable before i suppose wink

and yes i agree the internet is weird your jouranl entries tend to prove that though.....
ps i think i like My Rawr better smile or maybe My Grrr
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hippomonki:
was it the bulge on the side of my head or the horns?? i also believ that picture some how got reversed....
yeah that jesus cock was friggin amazing... but i guess the reason chicks love him is cause he is hung like this
* spreads arms crucixtion style*
no wonder i was willing to send him my underwear wink
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Apparently if your last name is Lietch you prefer it to be pronounced like 'light' and not 'leech'.

Well excuuuuuse me Dick Lietch.
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louise:
Bathtub had it coming. Fucking bitch wouldn't shut up!
louise:
dude, large water receptacles beware!
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Fuck, I fell asleep early tonight and just woke up thinking it was time to go to work. What to do what to do...

I have inherited a 20 gallon fish tank from my roommate. It will be nice to hold gambling sessions as I host aquatic death matches in my room.

I have entered into the world of photography with a cheap 120 film...
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disappearhere:
Dude, your new avatar give me delightfull seizures!
louise:
ew! ew! ew!
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Leaving a coffee shop tonight I held the door open for a beauty that had totally evaded my radar. We exchanged courtesies and I sauntered off chewing on the possible conversation we might have had had I broken social norms and just started talking to her like I knew her. She would have most likely excused herself, mounted her bike, and peddled off as I...
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black_tar_heroin:
fuck the conversation and go with a slap.... ladies love to get beaten...or emotionally abused... our fuck how fun is it to give some girl an eating complex... people that are beautiful need to be torn down
relapsed_eric:
you should offer yourself up for ritualistic sacrifice, chain yourself to the bumper of a random ladies car and see how far she drags you...perhaps she will spare your life and tend to your wounds in her parlour...


and then cum on your face.
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Ran into my man Stanislaue at the Safeway checkout. He reeked of well drinks. He bought a T-bone steak and a 60 count pack of frozen scrimps. Livin the life.

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Bathe before you go out into public. Or at least before you breach my personal zone. Don't expect much help either. Even if you do bathe. Just fuck off either way.

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Tonight the...
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jnthn:
I agree w/ the second bit.

I like how it's: even if you do bathe fuck off either way!

haha!!!

babyblue:
Hey, sorry to drink and dash last night. You had disappeared to parts unknown (or maybe just the bathroom) when we took our leave. Good to see you again, and thanks for making my boyfriend just a little more drunk with that shot of Jaeger. wink