I think I was on an epsode of Elimidate last night. Imagine the joy of being asked out for dinner and drinks and when you arrive there are two other guys there. Yay.
It was the marine, the carpenter, and the nerd. Guess which one I was. She wants me to go running with her except I'm pretty sure that if I agree it will...
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It was the marine, the carpenter, and the nerd. Guess which one I was. She wants me to go running with her except I'm pretty sure that if I agree it will...
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black_tar_heroin:
i talked to that man... he kept using both are names .. yours.. then every sentence started off with Michael... it was pretty creepy 
spankenstein:
Nice meeting you saturday, Mona Superhero is great, who knew duck tape could be so bootyful
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jehu_:
The McMinnville Public Library in the rather dull McMinnville, OR. I grew up there and, strangely, most of the people who I will work with (at least those who are full librarians with a Masters) read me stories during story time 20+ years ago.
jurasic:
what are you doing tonight...walk by the ground kontrol after midnight...bring something to drink...shhhhhh 
I really need to start going to church just so that I can have the choir sing Weird Science on Easter Sunday.
Not what teacher said to do
Makin' dreams come true
Living tissue, warm flesh
Weird science!
Plastic tubes and pots and pans
Bits and pieces (and)
Bits and pieces (and)
(Bits of) my creation--Is it real?
*ahem*
Jesus died for our sins. But...
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Not what teacher said to do
Makin' dreams come true
Living tissue, warm flesh
Weird science!
Plastic tubes and pots and pans
Bits and pieces (and)
Bits and pieces (and)
(Bits of) my creation--Is it real?
*ahem*
Jesus died for our sins. But...
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krabuki:
Thanks for the ride! 
miloryan:
Haha VULVA!!!!
If you haven't tried Italian Volcano Blood Orange Juice you should, I'm craving it right now.
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nixon:
Gahahaha...I so stole your car.....
mistersatan:
We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there.
I am eating what may be the last eggs I eat in a long long time. They're light 'n fluffy with a dash of pepper and amino acids. I would have preferred to go out with Cholula though. I have phased myself back into the vegetarian diet over the last few weeks, but I know my body wants to be dairy free. The last time...
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zenhell:
i just did a sg hookup search for "ouspensky"
i'm not sure who these people on this site are?
i had best not give it too much thought
ouspensky is occult, esoteric, a secret that never intended to be one
i've taken hold of the gospel plow
today i said "my friend, i understand that your grandfather was a hebrew gangster, this is the hour, the time to remember yourself, you can transcend that dense world of 96 laws, the realm of the gods that you aspire to recognizes 24 higher laws, your freedom is near, waking sleep is no life for you"
howlin' wolf said "my house is nice and clean but that's no wife for me "
he says he wants aphrodite
i know how he feels
but the goddess is the goddess
she doesn't belong to me
she owns me
i've become devout
may i engage only in actions worthy of beings with three minds
lisa and i were hypnotising each other with that concentrated sex magic(lisa, you are so venutian-mercurial sensuous)
let that particular destiny unfold in whatever way it will
waking sleep is a less obvious dream state
right now is a good time to work and create the higher hydrogens
i'm not sure who these people on this site are?
i had best not give it too much thought
ouspensky is occult, esoteric, a secret that never intended to be one
i've taken hold of the gospel plow
today i said "my friend, i understand that your grandfather was a hebrew gangster, this is the hour, the time to remember yourself, you can transcend that dense world of 96 laws, the realm of the gods that you aspire to recognizes 24 higher laws, your freedom is near, waking sleep is no life for you"
howlin' wolf said "my house is nice and clean but that's no wife for me "
he says he wants aphrodite
i know how he feels
but the goddess is the goddess
she doesn't belong to me
she owns me
i've become devout
may i engage only in actions worthy of beings with three minds
lisa and i were hypnotising each other with that concentrated sex magic(lisa, you are so venutian-mercurial sensuous)
let that particular destiny unfold in whatever way it will
waking sleep is a less obvious dream state
right now is a good time to work and create the higher hydrogens
jeff_fries:
That's not true - that's impossible.
I'm having a hard enough time geting back on the Atkins calf. I can't imagine no dairy whatsoever.
I'm having a hard enough time geting back on the Atkins calf. I can't imagine no dairy whatsoever.
I haven't seen such beauty in who knows how long. Clear skies shot through with ultraorangemarine neon no words to describe. Volcano in my back yard sending up miles of hot ash and tuning the thoughts of all the rush hour commuters on I-5 into low octaves. A line of ants on a hot sidewalk. They want to believe that boot comes down with the...
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maneki_neko:
i was there...at guitar wolf
but i couldn't see anything. there was the WALL OF TALL in the front, those tall fuckers who stand their ground? i had to lean on the back wall to see anything, and it's so far back, what's the point. next time i'm wearing cleats and i'll climb all over the WALL OF TALL.
but i couldn't see anything. there was the WALL OF TALL in the front, those tall fuckers who stand their ground? i had to lean on the back wall to see anything, and it's so far back, what's the point. next time i'm wearing cleats and i'll climb all over the WALL OF TALL.
nic:
Thanks for commenting on my set!
Hobosexuals
G'damn. My plans for the next few weeks are to get fired from work, get evicted, carry all my clothes around in a black garbage bag, and then hop a ride on the Pussy Express.
Why don't you update, you chin sack, dick lidded post hole?
After my fever broke the road to recovery has been spent retracing the avenues and back alleys...
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G'damn. My plans for the next few weeks are to get fired from work, get evicted, carry all my clothes around in a black garbage bag, and then hop a ride on the Pussy Express.
Why don't you update, you chin sack, dick lidded post hole?
After my fever broke the road to recovery has been spent retracing the avenues and back alleys...
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whiskeyfightpit:
Damn, that was a good read...
They're gunna hire you for the third run of Carradine's KUNG FU. Believe It.
Coltrane's Live In Japan really loud with me bellowing like a man turning into a werewolf for the first time is a sight and sound to behold
They're gunna hire you for the third run of Carradine's KUNG FU. Believe It.
Coltrane's Live In Japan really loud with me bellowing like a man turning into a werewolf for the first time is a sight and sound to behold
jurasic:
forest? 
I'm alive...thanks for the walk...kinda glad I don't owe you five dollars...how was your breakfast?
[Edited on Mar 11, 2005 12:22PM]
I'm alive...thanks for the walk...kinda glad I don't owe you five dollars...how was your breakfast? [Edited on Mar 11, 2005 12:22PM]
Prepare yourself for a disconnected journal entry. My brain in slow roasting at a steady 101 F. I usually only get sick once a year, but now I'm sick for the second time in about a month. My lymph glands are cocktail onions. My muscles, some adjective. blirgh...
Uh, I had a really vivid dream last week that a great white shark was stalking from...
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black_tar_heroin:
is tonsilitis a portland, oregon affliction? 
unravled:
Dude. Update. Seriously.
A friend of mine talked me into seeing The Secret Machines with him Monday night. I had no intention of paying any money to see that band, let alone nineteen bucks, but after he offered to cover the ticket I said fuck it, it was a good excuse to get out on valentine's.
However, he didn't buy tickets in advance to avoid the surcharge, and...
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charley:
Ola!
charley:
P.S Catch me!!!
My funny Valentine
Sweet comic Valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable
Unphotographable
Yet you're my favourite work of art
Is your figure less than Greek
Is your mouth a little weak
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?
But don't change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little Valentine stay
Each day...
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Sweet comic Valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable
Unphotographable
Yet you're my favourite work of art
Is your figure less than Greek
Is your mouth a little weak
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?
But don't change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little Valentine stay
Each day...
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scopitone6248:
They're groovy. More importantly, cheap.
unravled:
Doesn't the FBI have more imporHAHAHAHA...sorrry, even I couldn't get through that one.