Thieves broke into my car last night and stole my stereo, and they left the personnel files that I need to complete performance evaluations.
THANKS ASSHOLES - TWICE
That's it, I'm buying a crossbow.
THANKS ASSHOLES - TWICE
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hansel:
I thought I'd sneak you a testemonial before it froze. It takes them awhile to get with the times.
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desidia:
So ahead of the times.