Saturday night I was standing in line at the Laurelhurst to catch a flick. A beautiful woman steps behind me and begins knitting a scarf. We strike up a conversation and after five minutes in line we find out the show is sold out.
Hooray for me.
We spent the next three hours hitting it off over a beer. Impromptu dates are fabulous.
Then the next night I took out a girl that I thought had written me off. It went swimmingly. What seemed to be a completely retarded goal to see a seventy-five foot tree strung with lights actually turned out to be quite entertaining.
Hooray for me.
We spent the next three hours hitting it off over a beer. Impromptu dates are fabulous.
Then the next night I took out a girl that I thought had written me off. It went swimmingly. What seemed to be a completely retarded goal to see a seventy-five foot tree strung with lights actually turned out to be quite entertaining.
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I'm two steps from impromptuing my carcass at some fucking booty bass club. For KICKS.
It's been a long day!