I just found out that a friend of mine who has been in some trouble at work, has been paying people to go into his work when he's not there to rave to the general manager about how awesome he is!!! Baahahahahah!! I love it!! In my 15 years of employment I have never heard of anything like that. It's funny too because he is totally slack.

now is the time for generic sudafed.
At an old job of mine I went "beyond the call of duty" and helped some customer... when she asked if there was anything she could do, I said, "go tell my boss not to fire me."..... That's not quite the same, but... yeah....um...
okay
-rob