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Let me tell you about a dream that i had the other night. Sfdeep and i were caught in some sort of 28 Days Later type scenario, only the infected weren't superhuman and they looked like werewolves or hippies or something

We were in suburban Ohio. Basically we knew that we had to get the fuck out of there. We scored a van so we were sort of safe. We stopped by my parents old house and scored two 22 gauge handguns. This is very amusing because my Dad seriously has an arsenal at his house and for us to take 22 ga. handguns.....well that is just ridiculous!!! It's the smallest gun there. I had a bag full of bullets and the shells were bright pink and they looked like Benadryl!!!

So we take off in the van and we are trying to get to Indiana because for some reason it was safe there. We stopped to get gas and i had to kill a few infected. The handgun worked well concidering that we were fighting zombies or whatever. We got back on the road and hit the Cross County Highway. It was a straight shot to Indiana from there. At this point Sfdeep took a bad turn and flipped the van. Now we were without transportation and had to try and walk. We found some woods and saw a creek (we are in ohio still so this would be pronounced "crick") and decided to follow the creek because all of the waterways connect with the Ohio river at some point and we can follow that over to Indiana.

We have been killing the hippy werewolves all of the time we are on foot. We finally run into a group of humans that had the same idea as us. They are all good ole' ohio boys. They have hats with flaps and shotguns. They laugh at our benadryl bullets and tiny guns. I kill a zombie that is at the top of the creek bed and win their respect. We wonder off in the distance and I wake up.

This is all very amusing to me because I never remember my dreams. When i do they are so bizarre.......