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I think that there is a dead body rotting somewhere within a few blocks of my house. I'm not even kidding. I was just walking up the street and a caught a whiff of death. I looked for a homeless person slumped in a pile of feces or something but there was no one. Then the wind kicked up and the stench grew worse. For three blocks i could smell it. Could be a dead animal i guess but I have never smelled anything that potent before. It's not even hot here. Something large is defintely dead out there. I guess i could call the police or something but i decided to get some chinese food instead.

The burlesque tour is right outside my hometown tonight. I aplogized to Sicily today in advance for whatever may happen to the girls there. I keep picturing can of Hudy Gold being thrown at one of the girls heads and the venue having to put up chicken around the stage to protect them. Good times.