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I'm still in Florida. I hate this fucking state. Why people want to move here for their golden years is beyond me. Red necks galore. Pickups and good ole boys. People just stop and stare at me. Yesterday we were leaving a restaurant and i was already outside and i guess that our tired old waitress asked someone in our party if i had died my hair with jello!!! How fucking intelligent is that? Real fucking clever lady!! I used my passport to buy vino at Sam's Club and the dumb bitch at the register asked what country that ID was from!!!! Oh HELL NAW!!! IT'S A FUCKING PASSPORT!!! She was like 40 too. I guess they don't let these people out of their cages very often.

I went to the old people buffet with all of my mom's old lady friends for the 5:30 dinner special the other day. What has become of my life???? Of couse i got along best with the oldest one there. At 85 she's OLD AS HELL!!! She said that she went to glamour shots and got her picture taken "dressed like a floozie with her boobs hanging out"!!! She said that she used to go to burlesque shows back in the day!!

One of my mom's friends bought her a kitten yesterday. It's a little tiny black thing. I'm bound and determined that i get to name it. I'm pushing for Schnitzel or Tomato. My Mom likes Schnizel better. He's a rowdy kitty and keeps attacking my feet.

At least we have cable here. We don't at home. I watched Jackass last night. I had never seen the show before. Only the movie. OMG I laughed soo hard. It's shameful i know, but it's too funny. The one guy put on a strap-on with gym shorts and was going around town looking like he had a huge bone!!! Hahhahaha. He went to the gym, the park and shoe shopping!!! The Weeman man guy dressed up like a oompa-loompa and was skate boarding about!!

Florida is making my brains drip out through my nose. I shall be stupido soon. Mindless TV and vicoden stolen out of the medicine cabinet. That's all i have left now.