naiad_

okay ho-bag! yur running around the desert all 1/2 naked and out of your fucking mind, while i'm sitting here with a numb tongue that feels like a slimy foreign object due to the root-canal i just endured! shit, i almost choked to death whilst making a meager attempt to sip upon a bit of juice! okay slut, i'm coming with you next year!!!
p.s. can i have one of your kidneys if they stop functioning...it'd look nice in my kitchen.