Things Not To Do To Breasts
Today in the pool, I accidentally kicked a woman in the tit.
Felt like I hit something soft, looked back when I finished my lap, and something had stopped her in the middle of the pool. When I asked her later, she rubbed between her boob and armpit and said "it was just kind of in a weird place."
In other news, another great weekend gone by. Complete with three straight nights out until 5:30 in the morning.
Next weekend's going to pale in comparison. I'm going to my 15th college reunion (yeah, I said it. Some people wouldn't admit to that.). It'll mostly be lame, but for spending the weekend with 5 buddies I lived with back then.
And Lollercoaster is in town. She is so not ready...
Today in the pool, I accidentally kicked a woman in the tit.
Felt like I hit something soft, looked back when I finished my lap, and something had stopped her in the middle of the pool. When I asked her later, she rubbed between her boob and armpit and said "it was just kind of in a weird place."
In other news, another great weekend gone by. Complete with three straight nights out until 5:30 in the morning.
Next weekend's going to pale in comparison. I'm going to my 15th college reunion (yeah, I said it. Some people wouldn't admit to that.). It'll mostly be lame, but for spending the weekend with 5 buddies I lived with back then.
And Lollercoaster is in town. She is so not ready...
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isn't that one wicked?! it's my favorite one he did
I know I know I totes need to call you. Hope the reunionizing went well!