I actually wrote this on my myspace, so i decided to post it here too.
BASICS...
name: Nadia
age: 9 teen
bday: January 18, 1985 (i want a puppy, make it happen)
location: somewhere between heaven and hell
FEATURES...
height: 5'6"
hair: currently Black, originally shit brown
eye color: shit brown
weight: 328lbs of grade-A prime cut beef baby (I havent seen my feet in years).
LOVE...
kindergarten crush: Tyler Shaw... weird.
first grade crush: These are stupid questions.. ask me how many times i've pleasured a goat. That'd make for a good question.
second grade crush: ANTHONY MOTHERFUCKING PEREZ!
third grade crush: oh piss off
fourth grade crush: your mom
fifth grade crush: Man.. i think i was in love with Anthony all throughout elementary school. that bastard.
sixth grade crush: 6th grade is around the time i "discovered" myself.. so yeah it was really all about me that year.
boyfriend: eh....
children: do illegitimate ones count?
current crush: umm.. huh? llamas? what?
had a hard time getting over someone: I actually thought it was going to be a lot harder than it was.
been hurt?: more than I deserved
your greatest regret: hm... yeah, i dont wanna get into it.
had casual sex?: nope.. i dont like the idea of sex being "casual". Even if it's like a quicky before class with me bent over the fucking kitchen table ..it should still hold some sort of deeper meaning
HAVE YOU EVER...
fallen in love: i have the scars to prove it
cried for someone: word.
lied: who hasn't
stole: yes. Crystal and i used to be real hardasses about that shit... Until i got caught in the fucking 7th grade. Damn the man.
drove a car: isn't the correct grammar "driven a car"? and yeah dumbass
laughed so hard you had to pee: honestly, too many fucking times.
got sick: umm.. no fucker my immune system is exceptional. dumb.
got a lap dance: haha.. ok a little anecdote: So one time i'm hanging out with my boyfriend (ex b/f now) And he decides his going to give me a lap dance. So he's going at it like a fucking champ... and at one point i'm sitting up on the couch and he's on top of me with his ass in my face (reeaaalll attractive, by the way what with all the hair and that adorns it) Anyways..here comes the best part... there he was shaking what his momma gave him not 2 fucking inches from my face and then BAM!!! he lets one ripe. HE FARTED ON MY FACE!!! priceless. Thats love motherfucker.. that is love!
broken the law: who hasnt
ran away from home: when i was little.. like in the 2nd grade my bestfriend and i decided to.. so we got on the bus and just fucking went! We ended up at Huntington beach and we befriended a crack whore at least in retrospection Im pretty sure she was a crack whore.
ever skinny dipped: yep
Had sex: uh huh
skipped school: haha.. i never went to high school. Seriously, the vice principle told me that all together i miss 7 weeks of school and 11 weeks of my 6th period class. Attendence contracts are a bitch.
DO YOU...
smoke: mmm lung cancer yummy.. yeah.. no, i dont
Get along with your parents: my parents are the coolest people i know.
drink: you betcha
do drugs: masturbation is my anti-drug
cook: when i feel like it. sometimes i just get in those domestic housewife kinda moods, ya know?
fall in love easily: no.
sing in the shower: man.. i sound so good in the shower!!
WHAT DO YOU THINK`BOUT...
love: are we talking about the "ahhh fine you can do me in the ass" kinda love, or the "man if you got cancer that would really suck" kinda love?
long distance relationships: hahaha
teenager smoking: oh i'm a fan
gun control: you betta watch out when i put that nine up in that pussy ho.. cock it back slow.. wait for the nut.. then let my trigger go...BOOM, pussy guts all ova the room!.. (i dont know why but whenever anything having to do with guns comes up that song is what my mind automatically goes to)
car accidents: that's a dumb question. i think they're splendid.
...FAVORITES...
food: your mom
car: mine
animal: sloth
color: monolopy
band: tomatos
season: my balls, your forehead
sport: vagina
I...
miss: B-Rad, and the Sifl and Ollie show
believe: in more things and more people than i probably should
smell: cabbage
sleep: i hate sleeping alone
feel: horny
know: more than you
lost: that lovin feeling.. oooo that lovin feeling, now its gone gone gone ooo oo ooo
smile: all the fucking time like an idiot
laugh: at the most inappropriate of times
will: punch you in the throat
remember: that my milkshake is better than yours
RANDOM
If you were a crayon, what crayon would you be?: elephant
what do you like to do?: kiss
what makes you happy: the little things.
THE LAST
time you cried?: umm like two days ago
you got a real letter?: probably about 2 weeks ago.
you got a good email: today
thing you purchased: hot tea this morning
date you went on: last weekend, he sucked
time you had sex: shiiiiiit nigga, I dont even know..
person you hugged? my mom
CD you bought: Lars and the Bastards
BASICS...
name: Nadia
age: 9 teen
bday: January 18, 1985 (i want a puppy, make it happen)
location: somewhere between heaven and hell
FEATURES...
height: 5'6"
hair: currently Black, originally shit brown
eye color: shit brown
weight: 328lbs of grade-A prime cut beef baby (I havent seen my feet in years).
LOVE...
kindergarten crush: Tyler Shaw... weird.
first grade crush: These are stupid questions.. ask me how many times i've pleasured a goat. That'd make for a good question.
second grade crush: ANTHONY MOTHERFUCKING PEREZ!
third grade crush: oh piss off
fourth grade crush: your mom
fifth grade crush: Man.. i think i was in love with Anthony all throughout elementary school. that bastard.
sixth grade crush: 6th grade is around the time i "discovered" myself.. so yeah it was really all about me that year.
boyfriend: eh....
children: do illegitimate ones count?
current crush: umm.. huh? llamas? what?
had a hard time getting over someone: I actually thought it was going to be a lot harder than it was.
been hurt?: more than I deserved
your greatest regret: hm... yeah, i dont wanna get into it.
had casual sex?: nope.. i dont like the idea of sex being "casual". Even if it's like a quicky before class with me bent over the fucking kitchen table ..it should still hold some sort of deeper meaning
HAVE YOU EVER...
fallen in love: i have the scars to prove it
cried for someone: word.
lied: who hasn't
stole: yes. Crystal and i used to be real hardasses about that shit... Until i got caught in the fucking 7th grade. Damn the man.
drove a car: isn't the correct grammar "driven a car"? and yeah dumbass
laughed so hard you had to pee: honestly, too many fucking times.
got sick: umm.. no fucker my immune system is exceptional. dumb.
got a lap dance: haha.. ok a little anecdote: So one time i'm hanging out with my boyfriend (ex b/f now) And he decides his going to give me a lap dance. So he's going at it like a fucking champ... and at one point i'm sitting up on the couch and he's on top of me with his ass in my face (reeaaalll attractive, by the way what with all the hair and that adorns it) Anyways..here comes the best part... there he was shaking what his momma gave him not 2 fucking inches from my face and then BAM!!! he lets one ripe. HE FARTED ON MY FACE!!! priceless. Thats love motherfucker.. that is love!
broken the law: who hasnt
ran away from home: when i was little.. like in the 2nd grade my bestfriend and i decided to.. so we got on the bus and just fucking went! We ended up at Huntington beach and we befriended a crack whore at least in retrospection Im pretty sure she was a crack whore.
ever skinny dipped: yep
Had sex: uh huh
skipped school: haha.. i never went to high school. Seriously, the vice principle told me that all together i miss 7 weeks of school and 11 weeks of my 6th period class. Attendence contracts are a bitch.
DO YOU...
smoke: mmm lung cancer yummy.. yeah.. no, i dont
Get along with your parents: my parents are the coolest people i know.
drink: you betcha
do drugs: masturbation is my anti-drug
cook: when i feel like it. sometimes i just get in those domestic housewife kinda moods, ya know?
fall in love easily: no.
sing in the shower: man.. i sound so good in the shower!!
WHAT DO YOU THINK`BOUT...
love: are we talking about the "ahhh fine you can do me in the ass" kinda love, or the "man if you got cancer that would really suck" kinda love?
long distance relationships: hahaha
teenager smoking: oh i'm a fan
gun control: you betta watch out when i put that nine up in that pussy ho.. cock it back slow.. wait for the nut.. then let my trigger go...BOOM, pussy guts all ova the room!.. (i dont know why but whenever anything having to do with guns comes up that song is what my mind automatically goes to)
car accidents: that's a dumb question. i think they're splendid.
...FAVORITES...
food: your mom
car: mine
animal: sloth
color: monolopy
band: tomatos
season: my balls, your forehead
sport: vagina
I...
miss: B-Rad, and the Sifl and Ollie show
believe: in more things and more people than i probably should
smell: cabbage
sleep: i hate sleeping alone
feel: horny
know: more than you
lost: that lovin feeling.. oooo that lovin feeling, now its gone gone gone ooo oo ooo
smile: all the fucking time like an idiot
laugh: at the most inappropriate of times
will: punch you in the throat
remember: that my milkshake is better than yours
RANDOM
If you were a crayon, what crayon would you be?: elephant
what do you like to do?: kiss
what makes you happy: the little things.
THE LAST
time you cried?: umm like two days ago
you got a real letter?: probably about 2 weeks ago.
you got a good email: today
thing you purchased: hot tea this morning
date you went on: last weekend, he sucked
time you had sex: shiiiiiit nigga, I dont even know..
person you hugged? my mom
CD you bought: Lars and the Bastards
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when i have time/am bored enough, i'm going to give that whole list a shot.
don't let your meat loaf.