nadya

I'm in missouri. Why? I don't fucking know.

I'm here till Saturday though. Someone shoot me in the fucking clit.

Actually it's not that bad. I'm staying with amazing people. The kind of people that buy certain gorceries just for your visit. Like blueberry bagels and strawberry cream cheese... mmm.

I met my ex's new girlfriend.. she's cute as hell. Sucks cuz i was really hoping for a reason to hate her. Oh well.

I drank too much last night. Fell asleep on the grass... now i have a million bug bites. I'm going crazy. I hate itching!

NahDeeYa: frank..
NahDeeYa: let me tell you something
theblackflag13: hmm?
NahDeeYa: and I'm going to tell you because we're close..
NahDeeYa: the intimacy we share is almost equally to that of the most passionate lovers..
NahDeeYa: but I digress
NahDeeYa: let me tell you frank...
NahDeeYa: taking a crap in someone else's house is hard..
NahDeeYa: I've been here for 4 days, and I still have to struggle to unleash the poovalanche..
theblackflag13: girls shouldn't talk like this.
NahDeeYa: it's especially worse when their house is nicer than your own..
NahDeeYa: cause it feels like you're shitting in a cemetary or something
theblackflag13: hahaha
NahDeeYa: or perhaps in a Macy's

Ohhhh.. i also saw the beautiful
Shambles on Saturday. Which was amazing as always!