This heat......
......... is exhausting.
Woke up early.
Took a bath with all the lights off it was a bright day.
Got all excited and gitty like a little kid when I remembered I now have a little baby niece to visit. Got dressed and went to see her.
When I got there she was crying... I held her and did what I remember my mom always doing to me when I was little. Worked like a charm. She stopped crying and slept in my arms for 30 minutes. Her mother was jealous (ha ha). I was in heaven. Of course that all ended when she woke up hungry and realized I couldnt lactate.
Played hide and go seek with my little cousins in the hospital. Some snobby girl yelled at my 7 year old cousin because he almost knocked her over. So I yelled back. Used the phrase uptight wannabe bourgeois bitch. Gave myself 20 cool points for using the word bourgeois.
Napped. Air condition on high.
Took a friend some food talked about ghosts, road trips, and our lives 20 years from now. Apparently Im going to be barefoot, pregnant, and selling oranges on the exit of the 22 freeway. And hes going to be in Norway... hiding out from the government.
Ran around the house with my dog for like 20 minutes.
Got my brother went back to the hospital to see the baby again. She needed to be changed, so I did the honors..and during the process her ass exploded on my hand. Fun.
Dinner at the Outback with my parents. My dad made ice tea come out of my nose because he was attempting to freestyle rap with the black gentlemen at the next table. I love my dad.
Watched some documentary on Hiroshima with RyanI answered as many of Ry's questions about government as I could. Sometimes, even though I've have a lot of the answers...I still think he's a lot smarter than me. You would too if you heard the questions he asked. Sometimes the question is more intelligent than the answer.
Tried to teach him how to belly danced. Pissed myself laughing.
Wrestled and played airplane.
Now my legs hurt.
All and all.. not too shabby of a day.
......... is exhausting.
Woke up early.
Took a bath with all the lights off it was a bright day.
Got all excited and gitty like a little kid when I remembered I now have a little baby niece to visit. Got dressed and went to see her.
When I got there she was crying... I held her and did what I remember my mom always doing to me when I was little. Worked like a charm. She stopped crying and slept in my arms for 30 minutes. Her mother was jealous (ha ha). I was in heaven. Of course that all ended when she woke up hungry and realized I couldnt lactate.
Played hide and go seek with my little cousins in the hospital. Some snobby girl yelled at my 7 year old cousin because he almost knocked her over. So I yelled back. Used the phrase uptight wannabe bourgeois bitch. Gave myself 20 cool points for using the word bourgeois.
Napped. Air condition on high.
Took a friend some food talked about ghosts, road trips, and our lives 20 years from now. Apparently Im going to be barefoot, pregnant, and selling oranges on the exit of the 22 freeway. And hes going to be in Norway... hiding out from the government.
Ran around the house with my dog for like 20 minutes.
Got my brother went back to the hospital to see the baby again. She needed to be changed, so I did the honors..and during the process her ass exploded on my hand. Fun.
Dinner at the Outback with my parents. My dad made ice tea come out of my nose because he was attempting to freestyle rap with the black gentlemen at the next table. I love my dad.
Watched some documentary on Hiroshima with RyanI answered as many of Ry's questions about government as I could. Sometimes, even though I've have a lot of the answers...I still think he's a lot smarter than me. You would too if you heard the questions he asked. Sometimes the question is more intelligent than the answer.
Tried to teach him how to belly danced. Pissed myself laughing.
Wrestled and played airplane.
Now my legs hurt.
All and all.. not too shabby of a day.
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neverdie:
sounds like you had a very busy day,makes me feel lazy and i agree this heat is just awful.
nocontrol:
What's the trick to make the baby stop crying??? 