nadirbyte

(an interpretive work)

Dear world,

I shot myself in the foot, yesterday. Gee that was fun. It wasn't even hard to hit. Then me and my friends played at running each other over, and filming it. Dink -- we call him Dink, 'cos he's the smart one -- he's doing the post-production work, on it. I don't know how he integrates grape jelly into his process, but he says it works.

Bob said that Congress has been invaded by green aliens. I told 'em that's cool as long as they don't mess up the carpet.

I"m waiting for my patent-leather hip waders to arrive. We're all going to cruise down to the courthouse, stylish like a goat in heat, and use every water fountain in the building.

I still have my ticket for the Brave New World Roller Coaster. I wonder when they'll finish building it....