So this week might be the week I get a job. I am not even excited about it but I have some other company that is really interested in me and they are local. I have to say that I'm far more interested in the unique position I've been talking about for the last several weeks... I can't even say how much I want that job.
We'll see though. I see the CEO on Thursday and hopefully we will click and I'll get a shot. I have to go shopping for some dowdy outfit though because the recruiter said he is very conservative and she doesn't want him to be "distracted" by anything so that he can really focus on what I have to say. Not sure what that means but I'm assuming it has to do with not wearing anything to busty, stylish, or "alternative" whatever that means.
Funny story:
The other day my friend came over with her dog and it took a shit in my yard. The next day I saw Tom with the shovel and assumed he took care of it. Yesterday I bought some new balls and stuff for the kids to play with in the back yard and sent them outside when we got home.
Next thing I know Bryce is yelling at Ava to get off the carpet and is saying she's got dirt on her shoe. I remember thinking "there is no way her shoes are dirty because it hasn't rained in weeks and we have no mud in the yard" and then it clicked. I came in and found her in the middle of the living room panicked by all the commotion and I had to corner her and pick her up and carry her off the carpet.
There were fifteen poopy footprints all over my living room. Tom was golfing. I had to clean it up. Thank goodness I wasn't hung over or I would have vomitted all over the place.
We'll see though. I see the CEO on Thursday and hopefully we will click and I'll get a shot. I have to go shopping for some dowdy outfit though because the recruiter said he is very conservative and she doesn't want him to be "distracted" by anything so that he can really focus on what I have to say. Not sure what that means but I'm assuming it has to do with not wearing anything to busty, stylish, or "alternative" whatever that means.
Funny story:
The other day my friend came over with her dog and it took a shit in my yard. The next day I saw Tom with the shovel and assumed he took care of it. Yesterday I bought some new balls and stuff for the kids to play with in the back yard and sent them outside when we got home.
Next thing I know Bryce is yelling at Ava to get off the carpet and is saying she's got dirt on her shoe. I remember thinking "there is no way her shoes are dirty because it hasn't rained in weeks and we have no mud in the yard" and then it clicked. I came in and found her in the middle of the living room panicked by all the commotion and I had to corner her and pick her up and carry her off the carpet.
There were fifteen poopy footprints all over my living room. Tom was golfing. I had to clean it up. Thank goodness I wasn't hung over or I would have vomitted all over the place.
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She's just gone to bed now... i'll pass your kind words on...
Trust me. She'll glow with pride, and then get a bit giggly. Soooo cute...
Again I wish you luck for the job, you deserve it after cleaning up that godforsaken mess.