Things I think of at 5 AM:
I always start my days with a healthy breakfast and vitamins, and end my days with scotch and cigarettes.....what's up with that.
Ramen noodles can be turned into exactly 457 different meals, 458 if you absent-minedly throw it into the boiling water with the wrapper still on.
Orange juice is the nectar of the gods
Glenmorangie 18yr. scotch is the nectar of the gods when they party.
Birthdays are meaningless after 21. At that point they simply become anniversaries of your 21st birthday.
Old-school versus new-school, and server versus bartender are universal truths in the food industry, as is staff versus customers who refuse to accept that we don't carry tempura anything.
Steve McQueen was a bigger badass than Chuck Norris, Burt Reynolds, or Vin Diesal will ever be.
Charles Bronson comes close to Steve McQueen in badassness, but only because he shot more people.
Your hair always looks perfect 3 seconds before you step into driving wind and rain.
If the glass is half-full, you need to drink faster.
When you get right down to it, cats keep us as pets.
Cofuscious say: man who fall into sewer eat shit and die.
I spend obscene amounts of money of fashionable clothes, only to live in an old band t-shirt I found in the back room of my old nightclub (it fits really well)
Guitarists are full of shit, but it's quality world-changing shit, not that common pre-processed shit they sell at Store 24. And that's why we're special.
Musicians change the world, but comedians make you laugh at yourself without even knowing it. That's power.
If it weren't for Halo, X-box would be an overpiced drink coaster.
We all secretely hate myspace only because the freeloading creator of it now spends his days ass watching on the beach due to his groundbreaking little computer project.
Farts never smell bad when there's no one else around.
Cars are higher on the food chain than humans.
Bartenders are just whores that don't follow through in the end - what a gyp.
one billion years in the future, cockroaches will develop a spray to kill humans. but we will continue infest their houses with cheap motels and dive bars. And the spray will become a new popular club-drug, known as "R".
I always start my days with a healthy breakfast and vitamins, and end my days with scotch and cigarettes.....what's up with that.
Ramen noodles can be turned into exactly 457 different meals, 458 if you absent-minedly throw it into the boiling water with the wrapper still on.
Orange juice is the nectar of the gods
Glenmorangie 18yr. scotch is the nectar of the gods when they party.
Birthdays are meaningless after 21. At that point they simply become anniversaries of your 21st birthday.
Old-school versus new-school, and server versus bartender are universal truths in the food industry, as is staff versus customers who refuse to accept that we don't carry tempura anything.
Steve McQueen was a bigger badass than Chuck Norris, Burt Reynolds, or Vin Diesal will ever be.
Charles Bronson comes close to Steve McQueen in badassness, but only because he shot more people.
Your hair always looks perfect 3 seconds before you step into driving wind and rain.
If the glass is half-full, you need to drink faster.
When you get right down to it, cats keep us as pets.
Cofuscious say: man who fall into sewer eat shit and die.
I spend obscene amounts of money of fashionable clothes, only to live in an old band t-shirt I found in the back room of my old nightclub (it fits really well)
Guitarists are full of shit, but it's quality world-changing shit, not that common pre-processed shit they sell at Store 24. And that's why we're special.
Musicians change the world, but comedians make you laugh at yourself without even knowing it. That's power.
If it weren't for Halo, X-box would be an overpiced drink coaster.
We all secretely hate myspace only because the freeloading creator of it now spends his days ass watching on the beach due to his groundbreaking little computer project.
Farts never smell bad when there's no one else around.
Cars are higher on the food chain than humans.
Bartenders are just whores that don't follow through in the end - what a gyp.
one billion years in the future, cockroaches will develop a spray to kill humans. but we will continue infest their houses with cheap motels and dive bars. And the spray will become a new popular club-drug, known as "R".