3 more reasons to never leave the apartment in spring:
1. getting accosted by young men at the el station who slow down their stride just to say 'hey baby' to you as you pass by them.
2. seeing a dead guy lying on the bridge next to your house
3. ex frat boys and lincoln park trixies takin' drunkily to the streets to demonstrate their religious piety
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1. You should feel good about guys saying hey baby to you.. atleast you're being acknowledged.. but what would i know
2. That would suck.. but atleast it would make your day eventful
3. I'm sure that could be amuzing..
all of which better than staying home watching the news.. which my life has been reduced to..sort of
lobster.
yes.