Today, my life was like an episode of the 700 club.
i am serious as a heart attack. i'm not even sure how to begin...
i have worked with a woman off/on for about 5 years. she used to be addicted to crack. she found the lord several years ago. commencing zealotry, she read scripture all the day... in a hushed murmur. THAT i clearly remember. however, she was really cool, used to have a giant afro in the 70's with a big blonde circle bleached into the center, she is quite gorgeous. this morning she tells me we need to speak privately. later, as i follow her she is talking. but not to me. joking, i ask her if she needs divine guidance for this conversation......
there, in a spooky visuals stockroom (full of old mannequins) , wearing her tight black leather skirt, she prayed in latin. the prayers were for me... because she is a prophet with a message for me. from god.
i have a well known abhorence for christianity. so i'm kinda freaked, not to mention hung-over. being on the path of the righteous is not my agenda. but, with the lord working through her, i'm told that i am a disbeliever and too consistently listen to my demon instead of my angel. her words are the truth, and god will be revealing himself to me in many ways. SOON. also, he is sending me a very tall, blonde, younger husband (this 'god thing' isn't sounding half bad.) he will be the love of my life and 2 children will be the fruit of our union. she chanted, hugged me, told me to create my destiny with positive words. i was her spellbound captive for 20 minutes and saturated with the word of the lord, i returned to cosmetics dept. of an upscale retailer. Yeah. does anyone else think this is all kindsa creeped ?
i am serious as a heart attack. i'm not even sure how to begin...
i have worked with a woman off/on for about 5 years. she used to be addicted to crack. she found the lord several years ago. commencing zealotry, she read scripture all the day... in a hushed murmur. THAT i clearly remember. however, she was really cool, used to have a giant afro in the 70's with a big blonde circle bleached into the center, she is quite gorgeous. this morning she tells me we need to speak privately. later, as i follow her she is talking. but not to me. joking, i ask her if she needs divine guidance for this conversation......
there, in a spooky visuals stockroom (full of old mannequins) , wearing her tight black leather skirt, she prayed in latin. the prayers were for me... because she is a prophet with a message for me. from god.
i have a well known abhorence for christianity. so i'm kinda freaked, not to mention hung-over. being on the path of the righteous is not my agenda. but, with the lord working through her, i'm told that i am a disbeliever and too consistently listen to my demon instead of my angel. her words are the truth, and god will be revealing himself to me in many ways. SOON. also, he is sending me a very tall, blonde, younger husband (this 'god thing' isn't sounding half bad.) he will be the love of my life and 2 children will be the fruit of our union. she chanted, hugged me, told me to create my destiny with positive words. i was her spellbound captive for 20 minutes and saturated with the word of the lord, i returned to cosmetics dept. of an upscale retailer. Yeah. does anyone else think this is all kindsa creeped ?
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(I could go on all day with the Christian double entendres. I just love this stuff. hehehe)
(Your new profile pic inspired that one...I told you I love this stuff.)