mynameisfyl

I'm getting a sweet new ZombieTools Katana next week!!!

They're not even making them available to the public yet, but they love me so much I get one!!!!
....check out their site.


www.zombietools.net

Get a shirt or a bumper sticker
....just show those fuckers some love!!!!

How many of you folks out there have ever heard of Jonathan Coulton?
...oh my god I think he may very well be my favorite relatively unknown singer. How the hell this guy isn't massively famous is beyond me.


Maybe its his look. But seriously....get over yourself Hollywood. Nerds are the one's spending the big bucks.

Tell me what you think of these....

"re: Your...
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So here is my first attempt at officially whoring myself out...
....I love me some threadless shirts but unfortunately in today's economy they're a luxury.


But that's where you can help me....
....if you were to click on the following
LINK
you'll earn me $1.50 in threadless money. (if you guys buy something I get $3!!!)

Anyways....
....Life has been great, I can finally say...
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So "big" update...


First of all I met a girl....
....and she stole my blood pumping device.


So yeah, THAT is awesome.



And lastly, my router exploded and refuses to work. So I'm doing this from a friend's house. Hopefully the damn thing will be fixed soon.


If you feel like you'd like to get a hold of me before [insert date] then feel free...
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Job interview today....
...still have my old one, but new one would be better.


It sucks that the only way I can advance at my current job is by:

A) Moving
or
B) Management Members die.

Not that I'd mind either, but financially moving is the latter, and I'm not good at murder....



Wish me luck.

Someone posted a thing about me on craigslist the other day in the missed connections...
....how can it be a missed connection if they never tried to connect?

(here's the link to the post...by request from Moxy)

I don't get it.


But I DO think its pretty damn funny.


How are you?

On the count of three you will be as surprised as I was....

One (everything is going fine)


Two (totally into you....)


and


THREE

I can't see you anymore.


Huh? All I know is this hurts worse than papercuts in the fingerwebs.

Today freaking rocked....

I woke up early for work to find out that I was getting a late birthday present from an old family friend. I had no idea really what was in the works, but I was told to show up at Best Buy at 11AM.


I get my ass motivated and make my way to the store to find out....
......SHE'S BUYING ME...
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Its my birthday.

w00t.

I haven't been checking my account nearly as often as I used to...
...the site doesn't seem to be grabbing me like it used to.


Does anyone else feel this way?

Oh.
My.

Repo Genetic Opera'd!



How did I not know this movie existed?

Some asshole stole my credit card number.


Now I'm out $723.00 and Visa says they won't be able to do anything for at least 20 days.



Fuck.