I have come to the conclusion that the greatest gift that anyone could possess is that of a lowered tolerance.
Seriously, laugh at me all you want when Im on the floor from a zima and a half, but it'd beat having to buy a twelve just to get a buzz.
Also, Im never posting drunk again. Or making phone calls. Or even talking to people while drunk. Looking back and reading, and listening to a few messages, I figure that one mere mortal simply should not harness such powers of dorkdom and pure stupidity.
Ne'er again, quoth the Swoo. Ne'er again.
Seriously, laugh at me all you want when Im on the floor from a zima and a half, but it'd beat having to buy a twelve just to get a buzz.
Also, Im never posting drunk again. Or making phone calls. Or even talking to people while drunk. Looking back and reading, and listening to a few messages, I figure that one mere mortal simply should not harness such powers of dorkdom and pure stupidity.
Ne'er again, quoth the Swoo. Ne'er again.
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Never saw The Shaft, though I have to admit a movie about an elevator from hell does sound oddly amusing.
Very little happened to me that I didn't cause to happen. Sadly, very little of it was sexual.