Re-reading the Bible for the coming confrontation with the CCC at school. I figured out that God let us off rather easy when he passed down his commandments to us, like, fifty years ago or so. If I was God (Who your diety?) this is what it would have been like.
ONE -
Thou shalt not put any God before me. Thou also shalt not go to any churches not bearing my official seal of approval.
TWO -
Thou shalt not write crappy teen angst poetry for any reasons whatsoever.
THREE-
Thou shalt not tell thy law authorities of mine illegal activities.
FOUR -
Thou shalt not support republicans.
FIVE -
Thou shalt not do anything to piss me off.
SIX -
Thou shalt not bitch that their are only six commandments.
You may begin with the shrine building. I am planning the official God-Tyrant-Swoo tour as we speak, y'know, to put the seal of approval on all places of worship and such.
Swoo.
ONE -
Thou shalt not put any God before me. Thou also shalt not go to any churches not bearing my official seal of approval.
TWO -
Thou shalt not write crappy teen angst poetry for any reasons whatsoever.
THREE-
Thou shalt not tell thy law authorities of mine illegal activities.
FOUR -
Thou shalt not support republicans.
FIVE -
Thou shalt not do anything to piss me off.
SIX -
Thou shalt not bitch that their are only six commandments.
You may begin with the shrine building. I am planning the official God-Tyrant-Swoo tour as we speak, y'know, to put the seal of approval on all places of worship and such.
Swoo.
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what sorts of establishment
will carry the swoo god seal of approval?
"Don't kill each other and try not to be dicks all the time"
Why the world hasn't figured out that the message is the same has me stumped. I just don't get the "My mono-panthion of love is better than your mono-panthion of love" wars. Can't we just agree that if we aren't worshipping the SAME dude that the 2 dudes in question are at least chums?
All hail SWOO!
-c