I've been a buisy little bee, working on enslaving the mother queen.
No fucking clue folks. One time when I was Ro'd out of my skull on Burgundy I kept repeating that, and frankly I LIKE IT. I like it alot. I think I stole it from Fight Club now that I think about it. Eh, whatever.
Picked up a stencil set last night and some paint. I now have a pair of blue jeans that say Deep Dead Blue on one leg, a black blazer thing that I think looks like a priest's coat that says 'He who fucks nuns will end up in the church' (Love you for ever if you tell me you know where that one came from!) in white on the back, a white buttonup that says 'Legalize This (Heroin Needle)'.
PLUS, I almost got into a fight last night. At a gay club with two of my very gay friends and this guy comes up to me and starts hitting on me. I tell him Im straight and figure thats that, but NO, he gets all pissed off and rages on me. I guess he thought I was just saying I was straight yet I was really gay because I didnt like him, but this girl straight flipped. I ended up getting thrown out of that stupid club because of this jackass, I admit I got a bit carried away but in the name of Baby Judas! Gimme a break people, straight means find cock elsewhere! but here's how the conversation ended:
Some-Random-Gayguy: Whatever! Bye boys and girls!
Swoo: Bye Boy-Girl.
SRG: What the hell? Whats that supposed to mean?
Swoo: Ass. Pussy.
SRG: Ass Pussy?
Swoo: Ass. Pussy. It should be an option, not hyphenated.
SRG: Blah blah blah.
Swoo: Blah blah blah.
SRG: Says something about 'perspiring' because of the 'ignorant homophobe'
Swoo: Men dont perspire, we sweat. (Hindsight being 20/20 I should have ripped off Eminem. Im not a homophope, your a heterophobe! But alas..)
SRG: We'll Im perspiring!
Swoo: A horse will foam!
SRG: ?
And it went on for about thirty seconds. He talked shit and I kept saying A horse will foam louder and louder to the point I was practically screaming at him.
Then they told me to leave.
Also I think somethings wrong with me. I cant quit listening to Eve 6's new song, Stay Away or somesuch. I know I shouldnt like it, but I do. Oh well, -20 cool points. I'll recover somehow.
And to end it, I've been a bad internet friend. I need to get some people drunk and soon. Im going to work on this soon, but first I need to make a shirt that says a Horse Will Foam. I know where Im hitting next Thursday, and I do so love pissing people off. Let 'em know they are alive.
Oh, and I might move to LA in about two months. We'll see whats up with A, but Im digging the thought of a big city again. NON. STOP. CHAOS. Robutussin Bandit strikes again! Huzzah!
Swoo
No fucking clue folks. One time when I was Ro'd out of my skull on Burgundy I kept repeating that, and frankly I LIKE IT. I like it alot. I think I stole it from Fight Club now that I think about it. Eh, whatever.
Picked up a stencil set last night and some paint. I now have a pair of blue jeans that say Deep Dead Blue on one leg, a black blazer thing that I think looks like a priest's coat that says 'He who fucks nuns will end up in the church' (Love you for ever if you tell me you know where that one came from!) in white on the back, a white buttonup that says 'Legalize This (Heroin Needle)'.
PLUS, I almost got into a fight last night. At a gay club with two of my very gay friends and this guy comes up to me and starts hitting on me. I tell him Im straight and figure thats that, but NO, he gets all pissed off and rages on me. I guess he thought I was just saying I was straight yet I was really gay because I didnt like him, but this girl straight flipped. I ended up getting thrown out of that stupid club because of this jackass, I admit I got a bit carried away but in the name of Baby Judas! Gimme a break people, straight means find cock elsewhere! but here's how the conversation ended:
Some-Random-Gayguy: Whatever! Bye boys and girls!
Swoo: Bye Boy-Girl.
SRG: What the hell? Whats that supposed to mean?
Swoo: Ass. Pussy.
SRG: Ass Pussy?
Swoo: Ass. Pussy. It should be an option, not hyphenated.
SRG: Blah blah blah.
Swoo: Blah blah blah.
SRG: Says something about 'perspiring' because of the 'ignorant homophobe'
Swoo: Men dont perspire, we sweat. (Hindsight being 20/20 I should have ripped off Eminem. Im not a homophope, your a heterophobe! But alas..)
SRG: We'll Im perspiring!
Swoo: A horse will foam!
SRG: ?
And it went on for about thirty seconds. He talked shit and I kept saying A horse will foam louder and louder to the point I was practically screaming at him.
Then they told me to leave.
Also I think somethings wrong with me. I cant quit listening to Eve 6's new song, Stay Away or somesuch. I know I shouldnt like it, but I do. Oh well, -20 cool points. I'll recover somehow.
And to end it, I've been a bad internet friend. I need to get some people drunk and soon. Im going to work on this soon, but first I need to make a shirt that says a Horse Will Foam. I know where Im hitting next Thursday, and I do so love pissing people off. Let 'em know they are alive.
Oh, and I might move to LA in about two months. We'll see whats up with A, but Im digging the thought of a big city again. NON. STOP. CHAOS. Robutussin Bandit strikes again! Huzzah!
Swoo
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Sorry to hear about the ruckus at the club.
well you have to at least pick me up on the way out there