There's a swarm of bees living in my pillow. Or else something more explainable and mundane is going on. Probably the latter.
Also, lately I've been feeling detached. Like I've either been broken or glimpsed enlightenment. In this case, probably the former.
Tyler found bones in the woods. He thinks they're deer bones. Sometimes unpleasant events lead to good things (he took a walk after a fight we had in which I was strangely deatached and rational.) I was alseep, having only slept an hour last night.
Sorry for not communicating much lately, I promise I'll do better soon. I've got stuff going on. But I love you all!
Stolen from Noir's journal:
1.What is your first name? Bob
2. What is your middle name? Fred
3. What is your favorite color? black and blue
4. What is your favorite film? It hasn't been made yet.
5. Coke or Pepsi? Diet coke
6. Chips or Pretzels? Organic blue corn chips.
7. How old were you for your first kiss? preschool, so... between 2 and 4
8. First date? I've never dated.
9. What is your favorite food? what isn't?
10. What do you do in your spare time? pick my nose
11. On Friday nights I ... cry
12. Tea or coffee? raspberry flavored
13. I drive a ... spaceship
14. How many pets do you have? One
15. What are they? devil kitty
16. Their names are ... Boo-berry
17. Married or single? are you hitting on me?
18. Do you prefer indoors or outdoors? Nope.
19. I wash my hair __ times a week. 80-hundred
20. Solid or spray deodorant? Gel.
21. For me makeup consists of ... eyeliner
22. Thong or full back? whatever's clean
23. Giving or receiving? niether
24. Ice cream or Popsicles? Sorbet
25. I always say ... Jesus Christ... He wants me to stop bothering him.
26. When I am alone I like to ... sing loudly
27. My favorite body part is ... someone else's
28. The first thing I notice on other people is ... Who said that?
29. Tits or ass? both, I want it all
30. One day I would like to travel to ... Europe
31. If I no one was looking I would ... scratch my ass with a spork
32. My current crush is ... not you. Unless it is.
33. How many brothers and sisters do you have? three half-brothers I never get to see.
34. What languages do you speak? none
35. What is typically in your purse? Old receipts
36. Heels or boots? Boots with heels.
37. My natural hair is .. blue
38. I hate it when ... It takes me an hour to fill out a stupid questionnaire.
39. If I could change one thing about myself it would be ... My stubbornness, selfishness, fearfulness, temper, and inability to count.
40. And the one thing we all want to know: I masturbate to... you, is that what you want to hear?
Also, lately I've been feeling detached. Like I've either been broken or glimpsed enlightenment. In this case, probably the former.
Tyler found bones in the woods. He thinks they're deer bones. Sometimes unpleasant events lead to good things (he took a walk after a fight we had in which I was strangely deatached and rational.) I was alseep, having only slept an hour last night.
Sorry for not communicating much lately, I promise I'll do better soon. I've got stuff going on. But I love you all!
Stolen from Noir's journal:
1.What is your first name? Bob
2. What is your middle name? Fred
3. What is your favorite color? black and blue
4. What is your favorite film? It hasn't been made yet.
5. Coke or Pepsi? Diet coke
6. Chips or Pretzels? Organic blue corn chips.
7. How old were you for your first kiss? preschool, so... between 2 and 4
8. First date? I've never dated.
9. What is your favorite food? what isn't?
10. What do you do in your spare time? pick my nose
11. On Friday nights I ... cry
12. Tea or coffee? raspberry flavored
13. I drive a ... spaceship
14. How many pets do you have? One
15. What are they? devil kitty
16. Their names are ... Boo-berry
17. Married or single? are you hitting on me?
18. Do you prefer indoors or outdoors? Nope.
19. I wash my hair __ times a week. 80-hundred
20. Solid or spray deodorant? Gel.
21. For me makeup consists of ... eyeliner
22. Thong or full back? whatever's clean
23. Giving or receiving? niether
24. Ice cream or Popsicles? Sorbet
25. I always say ... Jesus Christ... He wants me to stop bothering him.
26. When I am alone I like to ... sing loudly
27. My favorite body part is ... someone else's
28. The first thing I notice on other people is ... Who said that?
29. Tits or ass? both, I want it all
30. One day I would like to travel to ... Europe
31. If I no one was looking I would ... scratch my ass with a spork
32. My current crush is ... not you. Unless it is.
33. How many brothers and sisters do you have? three half-brothers I never get to see.
34. What languages do you speak? none
35. What is typically in your purse? Old receipts
36. Heels or boots? Boots with heels.
37. My natural hair is .. blue
38. I hate it when ... It takes me an hour to fill out a stupid questionnaire.
39. If I could change one thing about myself it would be ... My stubbornness, selfishness, fearfulness, temper, and inability to count.
40. And the one thing we all want to know: I masturbate to... you, is that what you want to hear?
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dejajeva:
Hi Darling! 
dejajeva:
Nah! I'm sure you're busy. Are you still planning on Toronto? I don't think I can go if I can't figure out a place to stay. 
Oh well. Did you ever decide on EC Camping?
Oh well. Did you ever decide on EC Camping?