It's funny how everytime that I come down to Florida I forget that my Dad's idea of a good time is hanging out, drinking beer and going to sleep by NINE! and, since I can only visit every six months or so, I only know a few people and they all happen to be snowboarding right now. bitches.
So, tonight I ended up going to this place called Gecko's and playing pool, which is apparently the most excellent place to be if you are over seventy, retired, and so over-exposed to the sun that you could sharpen a knife on your face. Needless to say, I'm looking at several hot-ass dates over the next few days.
Just registered for classes today, which was mentally gratifying, however, the prices of my hours went up. Getting smarter is becoming really expensive.
On a completely separate note, I really don't think that the sunset screensaver crap for my picture is cutting it anymore. People are starting to suspect that it's not actually me! Anyways, I want to show off my eye patch and parrot. It's pretty fucking sexy.
So, tonight I ended up going to this place called Gecko's and playing pool, which is apparently the most excellent place to be if you are over seventy, retired, and so over-exposed to the sun that you could sharpen a knife on your face. Needless to say, I'm looking at several hot-ass dates over the next few days.
Just registered for classes today, which was mentally gratifying, however, the prices of my hours went up. Getting smarter is becoming really expensive.
On a completely separate note, I really don't think that the sunset screensaver crap for my picture is cutting it anymore. People are starting to suspect that it's not actually me! Anyways, I want to show off my eye patch and parrot. It's pretty fucking sexy.
perilsensitive:
Pirates are hot. Definitely