myeviltwin

Hey! Where did my panties go?

Here's a little story that I'm sure you guy's and gals will get a good snicker from.....

Last week I gave in and went bra shopping. Since the addition of my love fat, or cheese hips as it is more commonly refered to by, I have also grown boobs. Which I am not complaining about, it's just new to me, and has forced a change in my wardrobe. So, bra shopping. I selected several that, judging visually, I thought may fit, and went to try them on. Lucky for me the process was not long, and it did not have to be
repeated, and I found one that I could live with. This one being, according to the hanger, a 34C. "Well, that's not too bad", I thought, since my previous size had been a 34B.
Weekend rolls around.
I get out of the shower yesterday, and reach for the bra on the counter, and my hand pauses, as I notice the tag on the inside of the garment.
34D

!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!

How the hell did I gain 2 cup sizes?!?!


All I have to say is " ah, the power of cheese".

Well, that's probably the last you'll hear from me for a while.
I'll be back in a month or so!