mydogfarted

The plague has spread through the house. All humanoid creatures occupying the dwelling are all coughing violently, and oozing snot like it was our jobs.

Yesterday I went to work for an hour before having to come back home. The first sign that was a bad idea was me spacing out behind the wheel, drifting into the next lane and almost crashing into a BMW 7 series. The second, and final clue, was when I realized the toilet and sink were too far apart to meet my needs. Managed to conserve enough energy over the day to make a quick run to the food store, only to be dizzy and gasping for air by the time I got home. I barely slept all night because poor T was coughing all night. Even NyQuil couldn't make me sleep. Thankfully D slept like a rock, and khoos spent significant amounts of time snoring. She totally has one of those little girly snores. I snore like a bear getting raped by a chainsaw.

This morning was the day I wished we had a nanny. khoos is where I was on Monday. I woke up and got dizzy just walking to take a piss. T is being a whiny jerk. D had to be sent to her room after throwing a fit. khoos is currently napping. I have a feeling we're going to be trading naps all day.

Everyone is sick as fuck. It sucks.