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Monday Jan 06, 2003

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OK, it's Tool Time at the mycophile household. Frustrated that I haven't been able to properly install the mini-blinds I bought over a year ago, I decided to take action. The following recounts my adventure.

Preliminaries: The landlord won't let us use nails, screw, or anything else that pierces the walls, so I have to use No More Nails industrial-strength glue to attach things. Also: There are two windows in the frame, which requires two separate sets of blinds.

Take one: (Several months ago) I glue the thingies that hold the blinds up to the ceiling, and hope that the glue will be strong enough to hold up the blinds. Result: The glue works so well that it pulls off the drywall as soon as I attach the blinds. No good.

Take two: (A bit after that) I stick a nail in the grout attaching the righthand side of the window frame to the wall (not in the wall, so technically, it's allowed). Then I string some phone wire between the nail and the deadbold of the balcony door, which is right next to the left side of the window. Result: The blinds stay up, but end up only covering about 75% of the window, because the phone cord slips a little and the blinds end up in a 'v' position. Better, but not perfect.

Take three: (Last night) I buy a 10 foot length of chain, corner bracing brackets, and a set of Allen wrenches. The plan is to glue the brackets to the corners of the window frame, attach the chain to the brackets with the Allen wrenches preventing the chain from slipping, and then hang the blinds from the chain. Result: Chain slips out of the brackets, even with the Allen wrenches. Terrible.

Take four: (Tonight) The brackets are still attached. The chain is useless, but fun to play with. I realize that the brackets will hold up one side of each set of blinds, but how would the middle, where the two unsupported ends meet, stay up? *light bulb* I take some old school notebooks, a few phonebooks, and my broom, run a long length of plastic picture framing material through the hole in the top of the broom, and stand the whole thing up in the middle of the window frame. Result: Voila! Both sets of blinds stay up!

Epilogue: After making a huge mess next to the window, I have no way to clean up, because -- you guessed it -- the broom is holding up the shades.. mad

Pictures to follow.
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
stendec:
Where are these pictures you speak of, sir? We hear, but when can we see?
Jan 8, 2003
kopper:
the last time i put up blinds in my old apartment, i was looking up to see if they were straight a plastic shaving fell into my eye. which ended the job, and landed me in the emergency room for 4 hours.

good luck on attempts 5 through 10...
Jan 8, 2003

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