It is true I was a cook at a truck stop. I wish I had some amazing story to go along with that fact but beyond cracking eggs to perfection with one hand I do not. As a result I feel the need to make one up so:
One dark night at the truck stop A strange woman came running in the store and laughing. The laugh was an uncomfortable sort of laugh that put me and the other guy there on edge. We were automically on guard and started watching her every move. Personally I was most concerned with my grill. I did not want her to come into the kitchen and disturb my sanctuary. I took my kitchen very seriously and no one other than perahps the occasional cute dude was allowed. Anyways, she started wondering around the store when I realized she had a fake leg and was missing a back tooth. Anyways, she asked where the can cheese was and so the dude pointed with a shaky finger. At that moment another person whom she obviously knew came into the store and she said 'YEP THEY GOT SOME'! They were obviously stoners and so we started to calm down a bit. However, the shocking part was that they actually paid for the fake cheese and then asked me to make them some eggs. They said they had heard a rumor about a cook there that could crack eggs with one hand and not even, NOT EVEN I SAY, crack the yoke. I happened to be this famous woman and so I made them some delightful eggs. After they ate the eggs I asked the woman how she lost her leg. She told me it was an old Veitnam wound. I found this odd considering it was 1990 and she was only 19 years old but who was I to question.
One dark night at the truck stop A strange woman came running in the store and laughing. The laugh was an uncomfortable sort of laugh that put me and the other guy there on edge. We were automically on guard and started watching her every move. Personally I was most concerned with my grill. I did not want her to come into the kitchen and disturb my sanctuary. I took my kitchen very seriously and no one other than perahps the occasional cute dude was allowed. Anyways, she started wondering around the store when I realized she had a fake leg and was missing a back tooth. Anyways, she asked where the can cheese was and so the dude pointed with a shaky finger. At that moment another person whom she obviously knew came into the store and she said 'YEP THEY GOT SOME'! They were obviously stoners and so we started to calm down a bit. However, the shocking part was that they actually paid for the fake cheese and then asked me to make them some eggs. They said they had heard a rumor about a cook there that could crack eggs with one hand and not even, NOT EVEN I SAY, crack the yoke. I happened to be this famous woman and so I made them some delightful eggs. After they ate the eggs I asked the woman how she lost her leg. She told me it was an old Veitnam wound. I found this odd considering it was 1990 and she was only 19 years old but who was I to question.
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kreatinkaos:
Sounds like a story from the outer limits , welcome to SG 
willdog426:
she was vietnamese and she lost her leg as a child from a landmine. maybe her father was an american soldier.