I found this in my old diaryland journal. DL was out way before LJ. I think this is fucking hilarious.
2:47 p.m. - 2001-09-01
Life Feeds on Life: This IS necessary
You can not kill a carrot
It IS alive
Carrots HAVE SOULS
How dare you MURDER them
HARVEST time is a HOLOCAUST
The carrots are being MURDERED
Sinceless violence to feed yourselves
The carrots...
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