I had this gargantuan craving for an ice cream sandwhich and a beer. So I made a special trip to my local convenience store and bought an ice cream sandwhich. When I walked outside, there was a homeless guy asking for change, and I felt really bad because I didn't have any to give him. I came to the conclusion that banks are all conspiring to eliminate the pan handling population by convincing everyone that debit is easier and safer than cash. Then, no one will have change, and the homeless will all starve or get jobs.
I decided at the convenience store that I didn't want to buy a six pack of beer if i was only gonna drink 2 or 3, so I bought a pepsi. Now, I'm drinking rum and pepsi like the urban pirate that I am.
Also, I'd like to point out that the Jimmy Fund Cows around the city are all androgynous. I'm no specialist in bovine anatomy, but I'm pretty sure that cows don't have horns, and bulls don't have udders.
EDITED to add: "It's partially an expression of my teenage angst...but mostly it's a moo cow."
I decided at the convenience store that I didn't want to buy a six pack of beer if i was only gonna drink 2 or 3, so I bought a pepsi. Now, I'm drinking rum and pepsi like the urban pirate that I am.
Also, I'd like to point out that the Jimmy Fund Cows around the city are all androgynous. I'm no specialist in bovine anatomy, but I'm pretty sure that cows don't have horns, and bulls don't have udders.
EDITED to add: "It's partially an expression of my teenage angst...but mostly it's a moo cow."
meow:
Well you didn't have to wait too long see.... Thanx for the comments on my set! 
